I've got the no job blues
Well kiddoes...the mighty Joe Cole is unemployed! The bastard unemployment fairies have decided it is my turn to bite the dust. The whole stupid story goes like this: I come to work one morning and security is waiting for me. Apparently Joanne had done a surprise cash count on all of our lockers and everyones had money missing. Because this had happened to me once before Joanne took it upon herself to name me the culprit (bitch troll!)..( Worm that gnaws at the bowels of man!!)..ok i think im done. So after all the time i put into my job, all the awards i received, i am a petty thief! GRRRRRRRRR at the risk of getting arrested by the CIA I HATE THE GOVERNMENT! Fortunatley i have a job waiting for me at a coffee shop on main street...man ive got to wear that damned apron again.
To totally change the subject, i was at cattle call this weekend. Just walking around when this lady asked me if i wanted to be an extra in a movie called "Jarheads". It stars Jamie Fox and it is about Marines, thats all they chose to tell us. Since ive got some time on my hands now i signed up for it. They dressed me up in flak vest and took my picture, looked at it for a few minutes and asked me if i could look a little scruffier. Now those who know me...keep yer mouths shut:P
They want me not to shave and come back to some office they have set up in town. Apparently i look like someone they need in the movie...hope its not "George" the big stupid guy...talk about being tightcast. Anyways besides that my dad and i are going to watch a Charger game..in Denver...i shouldn't complain because its free but damn its cold in Denver! Desert rats do not belong in a freezing tundra called "mile high stadium"...its above sea level! Thats all ive got...peace out...legalize it and all that...wait..dont legalize it because i wont have a job...forget it.
To totally change the subject, i was at cattle call this weekend. Just walking around when this lady asked me if i wanted to be an extra in a movie called "Jarheads". It stars Jamie Fox and it is about Marines, thats all they chose to tell us. Since ive got some time on my hands now i signed up for it. They dressed me up in flak vest and took my picture, looked at it for a few minutes and asked me if i could look a little scruffier. Now those who know me...keep yer mouths shut:P
They want me not to shave and come back to some office they have set up in town. Apparently i look like someone they need in the movie...hope its not "George" the big stupid guy...talk about being tightcast. Anyways besides that my dad and i are going to watch a Charger game..in Denver...i shouldn't complain because its free but damn its cold in Denver! Desert rats do not belong in a freezing tundra called "mile high stadium"...its above sea level! Thats all ive got...peace out...legalize it and all that...wait..dont legalize it because i wont have a job...forget it.