Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum all around, for it be the Day for Talking Like Pirates!

Arrrrr!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

I know these internets aren't the preferred way to archive this information for future generations, but it's easy for me, poor present day traveler, so here is a link to the Time Traveler Convention (the only one ever needed): http://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/