My MOTHER thinks that....
... Feminism is like... Ready?
RACISM.
You know, everybody TELLS me we're related but somehow...
Anyway, she thinks that men and women are IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, we're meant to work ('be') together...
Strange, if that's true, why are men raping their fellow LONG-HAULERS? Darn, guessed they missed the memo that we're IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL now. Ha ha. Since that's all cleared up I guess there's no need for lesbianism and woman's sisterhood (better find us some bois and let them join our reindeer games.)
... Eeeewwww....
By the way, I just want to assure everybody that (whatever my mother might think) I am NOT a manhater. I like Dan. Ha.
Honestly tho, guys are okay, but there are plenty of guys who aren't okay. I guess I mean there are plenty of PEOPLE who are not IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, and the majority of those who aren't IIFTLH, happen to be male.
Just by chance.
It's not their fault.
It has nothing to do with being a straight, white-ass majority patriarchal middle-aged man raised to believe that women are there only to fufill his deep, biological desire for all women to be preggers and bitchy with his little deamon-child off-spring who will then follow in his footsteps and become the next generation of straight, white-ass majority.
That has absolutely nothing to do with it so don't even THINK about it.
FYI- I'm still a lesbian. No bois allowed. Except for Dan, who is an honorary lesbian even though he thinks breasts are icky. That's okay. I think boy-butt is weird and flat, so it all evens up in the end.
So, has anyone seen that great blockbuster Independance Day for awhile?? Where those big, nasty aliens come and blow shit up! Yeah!
Of course, everybody knows that aliens are scared to death of Dick Cheney, so they probably wouldn't even bother to blow up the white house right now. Crud. Hell, they can't even get married in America. Why would they want to live here? (I know the feeling)
RACISM.
You know, everybody TELLS me we're related but somehow...
Anyway, she thinks that men and women are IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, we're meant to work ('be') together...
Strange, if that's true, why are men raping their fellow LONG-HAULERS? Darn, guessed they missed the memo that we're IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL now. Ha ha. Since that's all cleared up I guess there's no need for lesbianism and woman's sisterhood (better find us some bois and let them join our reindeer games.)
... Eeeewwww....
By the way, I just want to assure everybody that (whatever my mother might think) I am NOT a manhater. I like Dan. Ha.
Honestly tho, guys are okay, but there are plenty of guys who aren't okay. I guess I mean there are plenty of PEOPLE who are not IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL, and the majority of those who aren't IIFTLH, happen to be male.
Just by chance.
It's not their fault.
It has nothing to do with being a straight, white-ass majority patriarchal middle-aged man raised to believe that women are there only to fufill his deep, biological desire for all women to be preggers and bitchy with his little deamon-child off-spring who will then follow in his footsteps and become the next generation of straight, white-ass majority.
That has absolutely nothing to do with it so don't even THINK about it.
FYI- I'm still a lesbian. No bois allowed. Except for Dan, who is an honorary lesbian even though he thinks breasts are icky. That's okay. I think boy-butt is weird and flat, so it all evens up in the end.
So, has anyone seen that great blockbuster Independance Day for awhile?? Where those big, nasty aliens come and blow shit up! Yeah!
Of course, everybody knows that aliens are scared to death of Dick Cheney, so they probably wouldn't even bother to blow up the white house right now. Crud. Hell, they can't even get married in America. Why would they want to live here? (I know the feeling)