1) even if I didn't specifically confirm my appointment with you, when you're the ones with a no-show penalty, don't get irked with me for actually showing up. sheesh.

2) PIE!

Last night on our way to the Tricky Pixie concert (which was OMGawesome, btw), we saw a car with the following license plate:

777-ROV

HAPPY HAPPY HIPPO PANTS!*

*(yeah.... slightly punchy here.)

Aiden just attempted to search for the following on google:

å∑ßΩ v t bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvffffffffffffffdddddgggggggggggg
ggggccgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggccccccccc s vc gc vcgb a ``

if you type 'miles' with your right hand off by one, it comes out 'nukes'.

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sometime while setting up for minervals last night I managed to sprain a finger.

perhaps I overdid the obscene gestures or something.

at least it's on my right (non-dominant) hand.

And apparently it's one of those days. Where I can sit and stare at my icon from this and the previous post for five minutes without realizing, mesmerized ( Read more... )

I'd just like to mention that I really hate nail clippers. (As opposed to scissors.) They're imprecise, leave rough corners, and are incredibly awkward to use. (Yes, I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who feel the same way about scissors ( Read more... )

My boredom threshold is SO LOW today.

@chorus(How low is it?)

It's so low that I....um...ok, bored now!

/this was funnier in my head
//no, I don't know why I just started using fark-style taglines
///what are you looking at?!??!