Valentine's Day
I hate this "holiday". I absolutely loathe it. And it's because I'm bitter or lonely or anything dumb like that. It's because there's no fuckin' point to it. All it is is a coporate field day where Hallmark and candy companies rake in the dough from gullible and otherwise whipped people who feel the need to go broke to prove their love for someone else. And it's not even like it's an entirely fair day; the duty lies with the guys to give their girls some frou-frou stuffed animal or jewelry or card or some shit or she's gonna bitch and moan for the rest of the year about how he doesn't love her.
Bull. Crap. Fellas, you should be showing your love for your woman all year long; February 14 isn't any more or less special than any other day of the year. Wanna show her you love her? Vaccuum the house. Put the dishes away. Take her to a movie or out to dinner. And not even anything fancy; a decent place with good food she likes is sufficient. You don't need to go out spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on bracelets with diamond chips in them or a new car or a huge box of nasty-ass candy or a giant bouquet of flowers that'll be dead in a week. Do little things like clean the house every once in a while (without her asking/telling you).
Ladies, you're not exempt either. You need to show him everyday that you love him. Don't try and be surreptitious or sneaky and trick him into spending more money than he (or both of you) can afford just so you can feel loved for a day. Are you that insecure about yourself and your relationship that you require a down payment or deposit of sorts? If you want expensive stuff to show off to your friends, buy it your own damn self. Here's what you can do to show your man you love him: 1) leave him alone. Nagging =/= sexy. 2) Let him go out with his buddies just to be guys. Here again is the insecurity issue; if he has never given you any reason to suspect him of cheatig or even thinking about cheating, lighten up on him. If he has given you reason or even done it before, why are you still with him? 3) Do things that he enjoys, too. For example, watch a sports game or some other show/movie with him.
That's about all I can type out before I go insane over my hatred of this "holiday", so I'll leave you all (my imaginary readership) with this:
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!!! RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHOOOOOONEEE!!!!
Bull. Crap. Fellas, you should be showing your love for your woman all year long; February 14 isn't any more or less special than any other day of the year. Wanna show her you love her? Vaccuum the house. Put the dishes away. Take her to a movie or out to dinner. And not even anything fancy; a decent place with good food she likes is sufficient. You don't need to go out spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on bracelets with diamond chips in them or a new car or a huge box of nasty-ass candy or a giant bouquet of flowers that'll be dead in a week. Do little things like clean the house every once in a while (without her asking/telling you).
Ladies, you're not exempt either. You need to show him everyday that you love him. Don't try and be surreptitious or sneaky and trick him into spending more money than he (or both of you) can afford just so you can feel loved for a day. Are you that insecure about yourself and your relationship that you require a down payment or deposit of sorts? If you want expensive stuff to show off to your friends, buy it your own damn self. Here's what you can do to show your man you love him: 1) leave him alone. Nagging =/= sexy. 2) Let him go out with his buddies just to be guys. Here again is the insecurity issue; if he has never given you any reason to suspect him of cheatig or even thinking about cheating, lighten up on him. If he has given you reason or even done it before, why are you still with him? 3) Do things that he enjoys, too. For example, watch a sports game or some other show/movie with him.
That's about all I can type out before I go insane over my hatred of this "holiday", so I'll leave you all (my imaginary readership) with this:
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!!! RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHOOOOOONEEE!!!!