Per 2515049's complaint on #uiuc, here's hoping Google will find this:

Have you ever sent live lobster over the Internet? You Will. And CCSO's Charley Kline will show you how

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Proof.

At least his heirs don't want it known who they are, so they're unlikely to sue.

You're Doing It Wrong.

About once a week, Dave, Shelley, & Chainsaw play a clip between 6 and 6:30am of Australian comedian Tom Gleeson ripping into James Blunt's "You're Beautiful". It rules pretty hard.

"'But I won't lose no sleep on that, 'cause I've got a plan!"
"That plan better include pissing off!"

Earlier this week, the White House sent the Onion a cease-and-desist letter.

The Onion picked up that gauntlet.

That's gross! You're a PERVERT!

Read up.

This is how it's done:

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The feel-good family hit of the season!

Jack Nicholson stars in The Shining!

(There was a contest to re-cut a movie trailer to change the apparent genre of the film. Thank Jim Browne for the pointer...)

Memo to Bennett Parry: I win.