VS Arashi #18
Guests: PERFUME, Age: 19
The bob-haired one: Nocchi
The long haired one: Kashiyuka
The baka airhead: Aachan ^__^
Opening Remarks:
Sho: Allow us to introduce ourselves! I'm Sho!
Aiba: I'm Masaki!
Jun: I'm Jun!
Ohno: I'm Satoshi!
Nino: I'm Kazunari!
Sho: Together, we're Arashi!
(Now all you need to add is "Transform!" to the end of that, and you guys can be the Power Rangers =} )
XD Yes, more translation practice.
Rolling Coin Tower:
Sho: Which color would you like? I'd recommend the blue. The table speeds up at the pink spot, so there's a chance it'll fall before it gets to you.
Kashiyuka: Okay, we'll take pink.
Arashi: What? Do you not trust us?
Nocchi: No, he's got lying eyes.
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Narrator: Matsumoto-kun, are you nervous right now?
Jun: Well, we've been winning recently, so it wouldn't hurt to lose now and again.
Nino: Damn, popular guys really are a different breed.
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Narrator: And what about you, Aachan?
Sho: Aachan, why are you smelling the coins right now?
Aachan: This is wood.
Sho: You can smell that?
Aachan: It smells like a lumber shop!
Everyone: ....
Aachan: It's a nice smell. ^___^
(...And this is why, before I knew her name, I referred to Aachan as 'the baka one' )
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Tower: *falls*
Kashiyuka: *victory pose*
Jun: I didn't touch it.
Narrator: The last one who touched it was Kashiyuka. The results: Arashi wins!
(Arashi's earlier recommendation was spot on. Watch me laugh.)
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The Pipe Catch:
Narrator: Make your choice, Aiba.
Aiba: Where would you like?
Audience: Awwwww ~
Nino: What a gentleman!
Kashiyuka: ...The front would be nice.
Aiba: The front, eh?
Nino: Aiba-san, you're so bad at this.
Sho: All you've done by asking is made yourself more perplexed!
Aachan: (To Kashi) Don't worry. He'll be nice to you. Believe in him. ^___^
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Narrator: If Nino gets more than 240 points, it'll be Arashi's victory.
Sho: Can I say something? You know, for today, I was supposed to be the second pipe-catcher. Well there's no chance of that now. If you get more than 240 points, I would've done nothing all day.
Aiba: Would you rather be selfish, or would you rather be a team player?
Sho: Certainly I want our team to win. But I also want to do something!
Nino: But see, I'm bad at this game. Oooh~ I don't feel so good.
Sho: Are you okay? Don't throw up when it's only noon!
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Jun: A 160-point gap is pretty tough.
Aiba: But, but! Today, during the rehearsals, Aachan got 400 points on this game.
Aachan: No, but it was definitely a fluke.
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Sho: So. Who will do the choice this time?
Jun: You should do it.
Sho: Choice?
Nino: Choice is a job. You will have something to do!
Sho: Noo! I wanna catch!
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Narrator: Aachan, are you nervous?
Aachan: My heart's going so fast!
Sho: Oh, she's gotten excitied.
Jun: By the way, what was your strategy when you caught the 400?
Aachan: Weellll, I was really psyched up, and I was feeling all sporty and active...
Nocchi: Aren't you psyched up right now?
Sho: Eh, you were more psyched up for the rehearsal than for the real thing?
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Closing Remarks:
Sho: Unfortunately, we will not be able to give you your prizes, but how did you three feel about today?
Aachan: We were really nervous, but really, everyone, I mean, everyone in Arashi was so nice even though they didn't even know our names, and really, that's enough to make us happy ^__^
Sho: Somehow, this is starting to feel like a graduation ceremony.