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Chris and I were talking about Bill Simmons last week, so today i decided to rummage through his archives while i ate my lunch. I happened upon a gem, his running diary while he watched the NHL draft. The whole thing is great (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070625) but here's the best:
5:38: Playing the role of Blues GM John Davidson today, none other than Dr. Phil! That's a surprise! They take Swedish centre Lars Eller, who just downgraded from Swedish beauties to Missouri girls in the span of three seconds. You have to feel for Lars. I don't remember a porno series called "St. Louis Erotica."
Ok I guess it's not the best but at least worthy of a chuckle.
5:38: Playing the role of Blues GM John Davidson today, none other than Dr. Phil! That's a surprise! They take Swedish centre Lars Eller, who just downgraded from Swedish beauties to Missouri girls in the span of three seconds. You have to feel for Lars. I don't remember a porno series called "St. Louis Erotica."
Ok I guess it's not the best but at least worthy of a chuckle.