One of my biggest problems when I write is lack of motivation. I get bored, get distracted, whatever. And now, I've found the solution:
(apologies for the blurriness. It was either move and blur the image, or have my face eaten off)
Layla is my secretary. Her job, apparently, is to eat my face whenever I stop writing. What better motivational tool is there? I mean, Jesus, look at those teeth.
And that, my friends, is why I must never, ever stop writing.