World's Sanest
Ambush Bug strolls merrily along the edge of a Metropolis rooftop, still wearing his parodic Bat-outfit.
And singing. Loudly.
"Me-TRO-po-LIS! It's a helluva town. The Daily Planet's up and.." he reaches the corner. "Everything's down!"
"Allright, Schwabby - we only get one chance at this - of course, this is a plan clever enough to be - dare I say it - a Bat-plan!"
He peers over the corner at the busy streets below. "Logically, if I jump off here, Superman will have to save me. And then I can help him like Batman said!"
He taps his chin thoughtfully. "Then again - he could be busy or something. And that would be bad. Splatty-bad. And I've been neglecting my flying practice lately. Maybe I'd better rethink this.."
Ambush Bug turns on his heel to return to the safety of the roof, but catches his foot on his cape, and goes tumbling backwards off of the roof...
And singing. Loudly.
"Me-TRO-po-LIS! It's a helluva town. The Daily Planet's up and.." he reaches the corner. "Everything's down!"
"Allright, Schwabby - we only get one chance at this - of course, this is a plan clever enough to be - dare I say it - a Bat-plan!"
He peers over the corner at the busy streets below. "Logically, if I jump off here, Superman will have to save me. And then I can help him like Batman said!"
He taps his chin thoughtfully. "Then again - he could be busy or something. And that would be bad. Splatty-bad. And I've been neglecting my flying practice lately. Maybe I'd better rethink this.."
Ambush Bug turns on his heel to return to the safety of the roof, but catches his foot on his cape, and goes tumbling backwards off of the roof...