Peace Declared!
We interrupt this broatcast to announce that President Luthor has gone before Congress to ask for an official end to hostilities against the Amazon nation of Themyscira. We go now live to the Senate Chamber in Washington DC.
"In the words of Abraham Lincoln, America offers the Amazons 'malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right.' New information has come to me that while the misguided women who tried to take my life were from our offshore neighbor, they were not sent from the island itself, and were indeed rivals of the Themysciran government. Why this evidence was not disclosed before, or why the Themyscrians refused to disclose this information to us, I cannot say. Nevertheless, I am deeply affected by the loss of those on the island, and would ask Congress to pass the bill I have drafted with would allow the nation to rebuild itself in the interest of future cooperation and friendship..."
We're now going to the phones and to check your e-mails to see what the 'word on the street' reaction is to this exiciting news.
"In the words of Abraham Lincoln, America offers the Amazons 'malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right.' New information has come to me that while the misguided women who tried to take my life were from our offshore neighbor, they were not sent from the island itself, and were indeed rivals of the Themysciran government. Why this evidence was not disclosed before, or why the Themyscrians refused to disclose this information to us, I cannot say. Nevertheless, I am deeply affected by the loss of those on the island, and would ask Congress to pass the bill I have drafted with would allow the nation to rebuild itself in the interest of future cooperation and friendship..."
We're now going to the phones and to check your e-mails to see what the 'word on the street' reaction is to this exiciting news.