ZOMG ZOMBIES
"Judy, I'm here at Broadway and West 28th, which has recently been declared a zombie-free zone, thanks to the efforts of the NYPD, FDNY, JLA and JSA. The remaining zombies, said to number in the hundreds, continue to advance on a location as yet unknown, though we do have traffic advisories...."
The reporter consults a piece of paper threatening to flutter out of his hand. "Sixth Avenue above West 35th should be considered under quarantine, likewise West 42nd Street east of Broadway, and Park and Lexington Avenues south of 42nd. Police, fire department, and other personnel are en route to those areas for search and rescue as well as containment. More updates as they're available. From Broadway and West 28th, this is Chet O'Hara. Back to you, Judy."
The reporter consults a piece of paper threatening to flutter out of his hand. "Sixth Avenue above West 35th should be considered under quarantine, likewise West 42nd Street east of Broadway, and Park and Lexington Avenues south of 42nd. Police, fire department, and other personnel are en route to those areas for search and rescue as well as containment. More updates as they're available. From Broadway and West 28th, this is Chet O'Hara. Back to you, Judy."