If I Ruled the World......Imagiine that.

Aug 31, 2004 19:41

eremyKlein411: ahh, ok then, and what happened to your new-found loyalty to the Fascist party?
Slim Baka 43: to the fascist party?
Slim Baka 43: i am still loyal
Slim Baka 43: just havent said anything about it
JeremyKlein411: ok then,
JeremyKlein411: they got my vote, thats for sure, I think you should run for dictatorship
Slim Baka 43: oh i will
Slim Baka 43: lol
Slim Baka 43: when i am eligable to be president
JeremyKlein411: you'll make a good one, I know you will
Slim Baka 43: of course
JeremyKlein411: what would be your first action if elected?
Slim Baka 43: um.. well first i would open a few concentration camps
JeremyKlein411: good start,
JeremyKlein411: Dict. Baker, what would be your immediate actions to wards one Jesse Goodale and JOseph Bowden?
Slim Baka 43: i have always been an advocate for sucide towards them
Slim Baka 43: hence i will tell them to vote for me.
Slim Baka 43: nuff said
JeremyKlein411: if not, what are your plans? ( these are questions the media will most likely ask)
Slim Baka 43: well first when i am elected i will trap jesse in a bear trap baited with a twinkie and a bottle of smirnoff ice...cause fat loser can't resist either of those.
JeremyKlein411: ahh, good start
Slim Baka 43: then i will test his bounce, from the top of my new skyscaper which is 680storys high
Slim Baka 43: then i will go to joey b's house and knock on his door
Slim Baka 43: when his mom answers i will slap her in the face with my cock
JeremyKlein411: hahaha
Slim Baka 43: then i will light his house on fire and wiat for him to come running out
Slim Baka 43: and hand him a fire extinguisher filled with gasoline
Slim Baka 43: and let him try and save his house
JeremyKlein411: hahaha
JeremyKlein411: hahahaha
JeremyKlein411: oh my god !!! dude that's the fuckin, hahaha holy shit kid, I'm speechless
JeremyKlein411: HAHA, damn dude, thats probably your best idea to date, seriously, thats fuckin crazy but funny as shit
Slim Baka 43: yea
JeremyKlein411: VERY GOOD!! just when I think you have hit your Apex, BOOM you come up w/ someting like this
Slim Baka 43: dude, the apex is when i am standing over 1000nds of dead bodies and most of the major cities are still burning..and then i look over and see a box of dremamine and i eat all of them..
Slim Baka 43: that's my apex
JeremyKlein411: hahah, Josh, you are no longer a Jack-ass, there is only one word I can think of to describe you
JeremyKlein411: VISIONARY

HA HA HA HA HA oh man... i need sleep.
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