Rip Those Boardshorts Off, You Prick
TGIF! Trick Gibbons In Frederick's! (of Hollywood) Ohhhhhhhh if I had a rooster, why I'd string that rooster cleeean! And if I everrrr stole Ashanti, I'd kill her till she screeeeamed! And If I ever sang a seal a simple melodyyyy, he'd look at me right in my eyes and tell me to get reeeemed! (in the cornelius hole). See, If I was a poet I'd be drunk on Absinthe constantly and all my poems would fuckin kill, like that one. Man, sometimes my shit just really beats all. It's friday, kids, and can't you tell? It's time for fun and time to spell! And if you think that friday's blow, then I'd shake a fist and say "ya know???!" And with a mighty puffy puff, I'd shake my arms and act real tough. So when the moon comes up tonight, I'll be tipsy and say "Alright!", While dancing there in moonlit streets, I'll tappily tap, I'll tap my feet. And now, methinks, the troops I'll roust, and offer them a skateboard joust, and since we're drunk at 1 AM, I'll pick a branch, perhaps a stem. And to my friends, I say to them, I hope you have a week that ends, with happy laughs and shouted song, enjoy this fun that's two days long!!!! Have a sick weekend everyone, I love you's guys.
-Orlandius Bloomenthal (the REAL Legolas)
-Orlandius Bloomenthal (the REAL Legolas)