I know there is a bunch of horrible marketing out there, but...
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...how is it that the folks behind this campaign weren't thrown into a pit of starving hyenas? I mean, if I was a CEO, I'd have to kill a motherfucker. Based on what little I've picked up from the few business classes I've subjected myself to, the target market for this product hates exactly this specific kind of selling. If only they would've pushed it a little farther. "SKATEBOARD AGGRO GAMER XTREME INTROSPECTION HIGH ENDURANCE iPHONE OF SHAVING" would've been a complete success. See? We get irony.