Thanks, Murica!
Wow. I'm blown away. Thanks, most of you! I was somehow skeptical that we could actually elect Barack. Thank you for proving me wrong. Now on to the negativity: It's pretty damn hard to send me spinning into a rabid fury right now, with that rational, progressive terrorist getting elected, but somehow CNN has managed to do it.
[CNN's Yavin Base]
Oh, goddamnit! You douchebags! The moment I think we're not a bunch of morons, CNN decides to deploy Jedi correspondents to cover the election. I guess I'll just hold out hope for a giant robot exoskeleton for Jack Cafferty. Only then will we reach enlightenment.
Anyhow, yay America!
[CNN's Yavin Base]
Click to viewOh, goddamnit! You douchebags! The moment I think we're not a bunch of morons, CNN decides to deploy Jedi correspondents to cover the election. I guess I'll just hold out hope for a giant robot exoskeleton for Jack Cafferty. Only then will we reach enlightenment.
Anyhow, yay America!