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I sit in my room all day. I stack loose change in unusual, intricate ways. I compulsively read offseason baseball news. Most of the time, I keep the curtains closed. I eat only apple nutrigrain bars and drink only water, coke, and the occasional bottle of wine. My hair is too long because I can't deal with getting a haircut. Often I piss in my sink so I don't have to leave the room. I watch my neighbours through the peephole and I listen to Antony and the Johnsons nearly non-stop. At night, I masturbate unless I'm feeling tired. I am, in short, pathetic. Woefully disfunctional. But then I think to read livejournal and at long last, at long last -- as I type on a keyboard sticky with semen -- I've found some people I'm sure I'm better than (so I relish it). Just kidding -- I'm only trying to offend you. God, I'm such a fucking creep.