MY THOUGHTS ON ANOREXIA
ANOREXIA IS ONLY BAD WHEN YOU BECOME MALNOURISHED AND YOUR STOMACH BECOMES DISTENDED BECAUSE THEN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THEN IT RUINS YOUR FIGURE AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU. THE SECRET IS TO EAT NOT ENOUGH BUT NOT TOO MUCH NOT ENOUGH SO THAT YOUR STOMACH IS TRIM n' SEXY AND NOT DISTENDED AND SO PEOPLE STILL LOVE YOU AND WILL WANT TO FUCK YOU. DOCTORS SAY THAT 500 CALORIES A DAY WILL GET YOU THE MOST COCK A DAY. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER THOUGH, YOUR STOMACH IS GOING TO END UP BEING DISTENDED AND NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE EITHER YOU'LL BECOME MALNOURISHED AND YOUR STOMACH WILL GO 'PLOP' WITH ALL THE BACTERIAL GAS OR YOU'LL GET KNOCKED UP AND NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU UNLESS MAYBE YOU'RE ANOREXIC LONG ENOUGH THAT YOU BECOME BARREN, I DON'T KNOW, I BET IT COULD HAPPEN. UNLESS YOU'RE AN ANOREXIC MAN, BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE A FAGGOT.