Win my heart with an image bold and gorey.

[jiveslippers]

Every so often, our LJ friends circle unites for a single, greater cause. Last time we did so, I asked if you had to be gagged with something, with what would you be gagged? The answers varied from the ever-so popular 'COCK' to the more colourful 'rubber ducky cunt' (my own personal answer). Now, I place a new mission before you, my brethren

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[swaly]

I really do stick to my original idea:
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:02 PM): So this old woman is giving birth in the middle of a public transportation. she's really grimy and it's a close up on her birthing parts. suddenly she gets the runs. this other kid at the end of the public transportation starts to eat the freshly born child, which is hideously deformed
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:07 PM): and everyone laughs and begins to masturbate
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:12 PM): and then michael grotell plays a sad song
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:23 PM): everyone comes at once
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:28 PM): the air is filled with blood and sperm
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:40 PM): which combine onscreen to form a swastika
cheapchocolate8 (4:39:44 PM): a flaming swastika

[unclmoishe]

I like this one.

[concaverec]

Who is this cheap chocolate person? Because s/he is hysterical.

[concaverec]

Oh, it's you. I'm a fucking moron.

i've got a few

[hopelessopinion]

having a dream about eating cottage cheese and waking up between your grandmother's legs.

going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

how do you get a dead baby out of a blender? with a straw.

and then, collectively from sinnae and i, the excrutiatingly young jewish girl masturbating on her bed and then drowning in her own vaginal secretions.

oh, man.

Re: i've got a few

[deannaismyname]

i got one. even though you dont know me. here it goes.

whats worse than 100 dead babies in a barrel? ... 99 dead babies in a barrel and one eating its way to the top

"how do you get a dead baby out of a blender? with a straw." MARGARET. GO RECIEVE MEDIcAL HELP.

[pressure_cooker]

true story, true story:

the CONSTANT - FILTHY - ORGIES in the freak hallway.
what's better (worse?) than leonid stickin' it to morris ingemanson?

HONESTLY.

[swaly]

FUCK YOU SO HARD FOR THAT

[pressure_cooker]

only if you'll put it in my butt outside the art room...

[unclmoishe]

I hear you...

[swaly]

I don't know if the baby should be dead. I think it would be more viscerally effective if the baby were alive and injured and cute of face and the dogs were many and just going at it like it was meat. It could maybe shit its pants in fear. Or else the baby could be of speaking age and call out in a really pathetic voice for mummy. Just a thought. (This is going in my movie, anyway.)

in a roundabout way

[deannaismyname]

you are way too cool. come and know me please?

Re: in a roundabout way

[jiveslippers]

How could I not know you, Deanna?