Win my heart with an image bold and gorey.

[jiveslippers]

Every so often, our LJ friends circle unites for a single, greater cause. Last time we did so, I asked if you had to be gagged with something, with what would you be gagged? The answers varied from the ever-so popular 'COCK' to the more colourful 'rubber ducky cunt' (my own personal answer). Now, I place a new mission before you, my brethren wunderkind. Often, we are proud of our offensive images, whether in dead baby form, or in 'What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. What's the other opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Alive' form, or even in the classic 'Knock knock. Who's there? Jew. Jew who? I DON'T CARE, JUST TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!' form. My mission for us all then, is to discover exactly what the most offensive image is. Your first instinct will be to string swastikas, dead baby carcasses, and Michael Grotell into one long image. However, that is not the proper path. True offence, true Nirvana, lies in simplicity of image. You may also want to work Michael Jackson in somehow. No working in of my sister (or working my sister) - that's not appreciated. Oh, and maybe put it into poetic form, that'd be cute. And so, please, I beseech you! Offend me! I'll start it off -

A baby, dead,
Mauled by a single,
Rabid dog.
Then Mike runs up and kicks the baby's head.