Violent Tooth Fairies...
Soon it was time for the tooth fairy to come & knock out his teeth so he could get free fairy lint from Larry Flint. As he lay there drooling on his pillow, Mike Tyson Ultra w/ wingz flew in the window, wearing his tiny pretty pink tootoo giggling like the fairy he was, began to punch the little boy sencless. The little boy screamed in horror as he beat him down w/ his fist and his wand but, soon realized he might get lots of shiney dimes for all those teeth falling out so, in the end he knew it was worth it. The little boy knew he had to have all those dimes for his dime bags. Tyson making a fortune as a tooth fairy industry, soon decided to invest in a place of his own, a Chicken Shop, and named it Tysons Chicken. Tyson liked to eat chicken, almost as much as he like to eat ears, and beat up small children. He liked to eat chicken b/c like w/ eatting human ears he liked the idea of canibalism. Tysons favorite artist was Vangough, and he enjoyed raping women on the beach.
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