Turnabout's Fair Play
Only I read something called that, and it wasn't about getting revenge. Not that I want revenge. I want love~ Just a different kind~ Billy Joel moments (or Eric Clapton moments) are strange. Anyhow, what was yesterday about, again? Oh - Graduation. Congratulations, Graduates, and I'm one of you, so patting my own back thank you very much, and...
Who felt the fool? I did! I mean, come on. Sayuru-brat took me, Rena, and Tien-shi (Taco, I think Rena calls him) into another room to administer "tests most harsh" or something, and then started rambling about kings and successions and warthogs and preparations and wet backsides (maybe she wanted to swim) before lightning crashes (interesting, since it was clear as day outside) and she asked the most horrifying thing ever.
Our test (Itchy-chan, I'm sure you appreciate it) was to flatter her ass as much as possible.
Say something nice.
...It hurt.
So we all passed (I passed first) and then Rena MacGyver'd a cake out of paperclips and some other things (the man has class, I tell you - he undressed a woman in public using no more than a paperclip, a piece of string, and his shoe) and then Sayuru went all teenager on us and poured alcohol over the remaining cake and then Tien-shi got drunk and violent. So I stepped in front of Sayuru because she was a pansy ass chuunin and blocked a few of whatever Tien-shi was throwing at me and then Sayuru-brat picked me up and used me as a human shield.
The whole time Rena was clinging to the ceiling fan (no idea why, it's not fun, I've done it once or twice myself) but when I did the replacement jutsu with her I had the horrible timing of going when Tien-shi threw shuriken her way - so let go of the fan and landed on top of him (apparently not that fast when drunk).
Either way I took him down (I guess it helped that my weight meant something falling from ceiling height) and was blocking most his blows (got the bruises to prove it) before Rena (wasn't it Rena?) or Sayuru or GOD did what I asked and brought me water... in a bottle. Since that was not as helpful as I wished, I bashed Tien-shi over the head with the bottle, and things normalized.
They were still testing or something in the room when we got back, and Sayuru was telling people she had the hardest test, and yeah, because I had to take on Tien-shi I got to pass twice, so goodbye Academy days, I'm geninfied twice over. (The second time I figures actually means something.) So yes. Still testing, and I was drifting off but awake when one of the guys walked back in in drag... that I'm not sure if I'm getting the clothing from or not.
Anyhow, apparently I slept through team announcements, because the next thing I recall was being on the ground and having Rena, Ichigo, and Tsugai all standing around and feeling something sinking in my stomach (other than breakfast) and after being shoved toward cookies (which I can't eat many of) and subjected to group hugs...
I escaped and then came back to where I live, and I talked to the landlord for a while. Actually, he surprised me - rent's going to stay cheap, though I'm looking elsewhere anyway because... I've been wanting to move for years and now might actually be my chance.
Either way I ended up breaking bank (not really, I didn't break anything) and got my hair hacked off. Amazingly people seem to do this time to time. I got a discount for saying something big had recently happened in my life. I have a feeling the woman assumed someone died, but I never said so, and assumptions are not my issue (unless I am making them).
I'm cool with my team. All I'm saying is if Rena doesn't back off with the marriage proposals, Tsugai doesn't stop denying her perverted nature and calling me cute, then anything overnight is going to be very carefully planned out (for me). Since Itchy-chan is the only one who tries to get me to put my clothes on, which, especially compared to the rest, is a big fat bonus. Like over Christmas, only I never got ones of those, but I could have. Probably.
Anyone else get dragged in for your ID card?
Raikou
Personal Data
Registration ID: 058145
Birthday: December 23th
Blood Type: AB
Height: 121.98 cm
Weight: 26.3 kgName: Konohagakure no Raikou
Name Meaning: "Lightning" or "Thunder"
Hidden Village: Leaf Village
Rank: Gennin
Age: 11
Current Status: Alive
Personal Stats
Total Ability
Unknown
Latent Potential
Unknown
Luck
Unknown
Skill Spread
Ninjutsu
3
Genjutsu
1
Taijutsu
1
Intelligence
4.3
Strength
3
Speed
5
Stamina
5
Weapons
1
Advancement Data
Academy Grad Age: 11
Chuunin Exam Age: N/A
Missions Completed
D-Rank: 1
C-Rank: 0
B-Rank: 0
A-Rank: 0
S-Rank: 0Raikou is an orphan with no knowledge of her lineage (or full name).
This has never been a deterrent in her life. At the age of seventh months she was discovered on someone's doorstep in Konoha, and summarily handed over to the authorities. The records on her developing years are not complete, though those found in the Hokage's office are far more in depth. Recent years have seen her living in a dilapidated housing structure of apartments owned by one Baters Master, age 76.
Recently assigned to a genin team headed by Maito Tsugai, with fellow teammates Sabakuno Ichigo and Uchiha Rena.
Who felt the fool? I did! I mean, come on. Sayuru-brat took me, Rena, and Tien-shi (Taco, I think Rena calls him) into another room to administer "tests most harsh" or something, and then started rambling about kings and successions and warthogs and preparations and wet backsides (maybe she wanted to swim) before lightning crashes (interesting, since it was clear as day outside) and she asked the most horrifying thing ever.
Our test (Itchy-chan, I'm sure you appreciate it) was to flatter her ass as much as possible.
Say something nice.
...It hurt.
So we all passed (I passed first) and then Rena MacGyver'd a cake out of paperclips and some other things (the man has class, I tell you - he undressed a woman in public using no more than a paperclip, a piece of string, and his shoe) and then Sayuru went all teenager on us and poured alcohol over the remaining cake and then Tien-shi got drunk and violent. So I stepped in front of Sayuru because she was a pansy ass chuunin and blocked a few of whatever Tien-shi was throwing at me and then Sayuru-brat picked me up and used me as a human shield.
The whole time Rena was clinging to the ceiling fan (no idea why, it's not fun, I've done it once or twice myself) but when I did the replacement jutsu with her I had the horrible timing of going when Tien-shi threw shuriken her way - so let go of the fan and landed on top of him (apparently not that fast when drunk).
Either way I took him down (I guess it helped that my weight meant something falling from ceiling height) and was blocking most his blows (got the bruises to prove it) before Rena (wasn't it Rena?) or Sayuru or GOD did what I asked and brought me water... in a bottle. Since that was not as helpful as I wished, I bashed Tien-shi over the head with the bottle, and things normalized.
They were still testing or something in the room when we got back, and Sayuru was telling people she had the hardest test, and yeah, because I had to take on Tien-shi I got to pass twice, so goodbye Academy days, I'm geninfied twice over. (The second time I figures actually means something.) So yes. Still testing, and I was drifting off but awake when one of the guys walked back in in drag... that I'm not sure if I'm getting the clothing from or not.
Anyhow, apparently I slept through team announcements, because the next thing I recall was being on the ground and having Rena, Ichigo, and Tsugai all standing around and feeling something sinking in my stomach (other than breakfast) and after being shoved toward cookies (which I can't eat many of) and subjected to group hugs...
I escaped and then came back to where I live, and I talked to the landlord for a while. Actually, he surprised me - rent's going to stay cheap, though I'm looking elsewhere anyway because... I've been wanting to move for years and now might actually be my chance.
Either way I ended up breaking bank (not really, I didn't break anything) and got my hair hacked off. Amazingly people seem to do this time to time. I got a discount for saying something big had recently happened in my life. I have a feeling the woman assumed someone died, but I never said so, and assumptions are not my issue (unless I am making them).
I'm cool with my team. All I'm saying is if Rena doesn't back off with the marriage proposals, Tsugai doesn't stop denying her perverted nature and calling me cute, then anything overnight is going to be very carefully planned out (for me). Since Itchy-chan is the only one who tries to get me to put my clothes on, which, especially compared to the rest, is a big fat bonus. Like over Christmas, only I never got ones of those, but I could have. Probably.
Anyone else get dragged in for your ID card?
Raikou
Personal Data
Registration ID: 058145
Birthday: December 23th
Blood Type: AB
Height: 121.98 cm
Weight: 26.3 kgName: Konohagakure no Raikou
Name Meaning: "Lightning" or "Thunder"
Hidden Village: Leaf Village
Rank: Gennin
Age: 11
Current Status: Alive
Personal Stats
Total Ability
Unknown
Latent Potential
Unknown
Luck
Unknown
Skill Spread
Ninjutsu
3
Genjutsu
1
Taijutsu
1
Intelligence
4.3
Strength
3
Speed
5
Stamina
5
Weapons
1
Advancement Data
Academy Grad Age: 11
Chuunin Exam Age: N/A
Missions Completed
D-Rank: 1
C-Rank: 0
B-Rank: 0
A-Rank: 0
S-Rank: 0Raikou is an orphan with no knowledge of her lineage (or full name).
This has never been a deterrent in her life. At the age of seventh months she was discovered on someone's doorstep in Konoha, and summarily handed over to the authorities. The records on her developing years are not complete, though those found in the Hokage's office are far more in depth. Recent years have seen her living in a dilapidated housing structure of apartments owned by one Baters Master, age 76.
Recently assigned to a genin team headed by Maito Tsugai, with fellow teammates Sabakuno Ichigo and Uchiha Rena.