Poor Hat.
Alright, so a few days ago (I wasn't paying attention) I got into a fight with Hanamaru and Tsugai (better known as Flowerbitch and Spandho) because apparently stealing things from short people is in right now. Okay. Guess what. No. It isn't and I will kick your asses like I did theirs - except they got the tape (which has some mean jutsu on it I swear) and finally I agreed to allowing it to be temporarily borrowed so thw nit-wits could watch it.
Oh, and I pegged Spandho in the family jewels.
Anyhow, I fell asleep when they were watching it at Gai's house. (Dude, not to be mean or anything, but I think Hanamaru has the reverse of shouta-complex or something - he is seriously either trying to piss off Tsugai or he really is crushing on that old dude). I don't know exactly what was on the tape, but Flowerbitch tried to burn it afterward, so they probably snake-bashed or something. Or else it was one of those 3-D interactive things and it refused him or something.
Anyway, getting around to today, which was full of running around town. Apparently Graduation is coming up, and that means something important. It means we'll be promoted to three man cells (see my enthusiasm) with someone at at least chuunin level - I swear I knew people (or of them) with Jounin sensei. Anyway, I just have hopes that I don't have dingleberry Flowerbitch to work with. Whatever a dingleberry it, it probably isn't nice.
So today, today, today was busy and that sucked. In a way, at least, in the early morning. I was up before dawn bothered to roll into the sky. Errands are boring, so I'll quote the highlights. I was right outside the near gates when some girl got bratty and threw a rock at me. Not that the rock hit me (I reserve that right for Hyuuga's) but it clipped my hat, and it was struck right off my head. And the bitch wasn't sorry either, in fact, she starts puffing up like and emu and talking big and tried to take me on. Only I'm fast, she wasn't, and so the most she did was shoot her mouth off. I tripped and fell into a hole but that doesn't matter anyway because I ... don't think it does.
Anyhow, turns out she apparently likes to model herself after her elders, or like the retards in every generation, and declared herself my rival. I think that means I get the special privilege of being annoyed by her forever and ever. And not like Rena-chan makes friends.
Later, when I'd dropped off the stupid documents to whatever his name was, I was coming home when my hat decided to seek liberation and tried planting itself in someone's garden. Of course I noticed when the wind was having more fun with my hair than is legally allowed (says I) so I turned around and landed in the middle of the little plot of growing things and found the bad, dirty cap and put it back in it's place. Then I got called Orphan, which, hey, it's the truth, but it sounds vaguely stalkerish coming from some guy kneeling in the shadows telling you you're on his whatshimicallits. So his name was... was... waaaaass... Shido Shiney? Shinme! Yeah. Robot-Boy. Anyhow, turns out he's like... roughly a year older than me and a Chuunin. I can tell he thinks I'm going to fail horrible on the first mission that doesn't include some fat old man's rooster needing pruning. So how's geninhood (I won't fail the exam out of Academy) going to be different than what I do now? Oh, the conscious killing thing.
I mean, really, people are monsters when they don't think about it. Ever. Monsters to themselves or society or whoever if they never have regrets, and whatever, regrets don't make you weak unless you dwell on 'em. See me dwelling? See my bawling? HA! No. Twerps would never see that 'cause Raikou don't dwell. Over nothing.
Oh, and Robot-chan apparently doesn't hang around people who don't try to kill him often, because he didn't really get handshaking, and then I thought it was a contest... Only... It wasn't... So that was weird.
Ichy-chan's a pervert. Just lettin' you all know.
Rena came over with Ichigo and Tien-shi-Taco because she thought it was her birthday. Only apparently her little snake (which she wouldn't let me hold) made love to the air until figuring out where I was. And then there was a brief discussion over snake castration and Tsugai's during which Ichy-chan proved he was a pervert. Way to go, Twig. You can't win. Rena wanted to do things involving being people and playing games, but I didn't want to get screwed over for having people tear up the residence. It was sort of a bunch on nonaction to the point where Ichy-chan left (fair thee well, Twig) and Rena passed out - and fell on top of me.
Being squashed hurts. I should have seen it coming and run the hell away.
Instead Tien-shi-Taco pulled her off and got her into one of the old plush lobby chairs and as far as I know she's there still. Yep. Just saw her twitch or something. Maybe breathe.
Peace, yo.
PS: Robot-chan! Chuunin-chan, Shido, Shinme, Sasquatch, whatev' - it'll suck to burnout before puberty hits. ♥
Oh, and I pegged Spandho in the family jewels.
Anyhow, I fell asleep when they were watching it at Gai's house. (Dude, not to be mean or anything, but I think Hanamaru has the reverse of shouta-complex or something - he is seriously either trying to piss off Tsugai or he really is crushing on that old dude). I don't know exactly what was on the tape, but Flowerbitch tried to burn it afterward, so they probably snake-bashed or something. Or else it was one of those 3-D interactive things and it refused him or something.
Anyway, getting around to today, which was full of running around town. Apparently Graduation is coming up, and that means something important. It means we'll be promoted to three man cells (see my enthusiasm) with someone at at least chuunin level - I swear I knew people (or of them) with Jounin sensei. Anyway, I just have hopes that I don't have dingleberry Flowerbitch to work with. Whatever a dingleberry it, it probably isn't nice.
So today, today, today was busy and that sucked. In a way, at least, in the early morning. I was up before dawn bothered to roll into the sky. Errands are boring, so I'll quote the highlights. I was right outside the near gates when some girl got bratty and threw a rock at me. Not that the rock hit me (I reserve that right for Hyuuga's) but it clipped my hat, and it was struck right off my head. And the bitch wasn't sorry either, in fact, she starts puffing up like and emu and talking big and tried to take me on. Only I'm fast, she wasn't, and so the most she did was shoot her mouth off. I tripped and fell into a hole but that doesn't matter anyway because I ... don't think it does.
Anyhow, turns out she apparently likes to model herself after her elders, or like the retards in every generation, and declared herself my rival. I think that means I get the special privilege of being annoyed by her forever and ever. And not like Rena-chan makes friends.
Later, when I'd dropped off the stupid documents to whatever his name was, I was coming home when my hat decided to seek liberation and tried planting itself in someone's garden. Of course I noticed when the wind was having more fun with my hair than is legally allowed (says I) so I turned around and landed in the middle of the little plot of growing things and found the bad, dirty cap and put it back in it's place. Then I got called Orphan, which, hey, it's the truth, but it sounds vaguely stalkerish coming from some guy kneeling in the shadows telling you you're on his whatshimicallits. So his name was... was... waaaaass... Shido Shiney? Shinme! Yeah. Robot-Boy. Anyhow, turns out he's like... roughly a year older than me and a Chuunin. I can tell he thinks I'm going to fail horrible on the first mission that doesn't include some fat old man's rooster needing pruning. So how's geninhood (I won't fail the exam out of Academy) going to be different than what I do now? Oh, the conscious killing thing.
I mean, really, people are monsters when they don't think about it. Ever. Monsters to themselves or society or whoever if they never have regrets, and whatever, regrets don't make you weak unless you dwell on 'em. See me dwelling? See my bawling? HA! No. Twerps would never see that 'cause Raikou don't dwell. Over nothing.
Oh, and Robot-chan apparently doesn't hang around people who don't try to kill him often, because he didn't really get handshaking, and then I thought it was a contest... Only... It wasn't... So that was weird.
Ichy-chan's a pervert. Just lettin' you all know.
Rena came over with Ichigo and Tien-shi-Taco because she thought it was her birthday. Only apparently her little snake (which she wouldn't let me hold) made love to the air until figuring out where I was. And then there was a brief discussion over snake castration and Tsugai's during which Ichy-chan proved he was a pervert. Way to go, Twig. You can't win. Rena wanted to do things involving being people and playing games, but I didn't want to get screwed over for having people tear up the residence. It was sort of a bunch on nonaction to the point where Ichy-chan left (fair thee well, Twig) and Rena passed out - and fell on top of me.
Being squashed hurts. I should have seen it coming and run the hell away.
Instead Tien-shi-Taco pulled her off and got her into one of the old plush lobby chairs and as far as I know she's there still. Yep. Just saw her twitch or something. Maybe breathe.
Peace, yo.
PS: Robot-chan! Chuunin-chan, Shido, Shinme, Sasquatch, whatev' - it'll suck to burnout before puberty hits. ♥