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Some fine quotations from fan fiction that I just absolutely adore:
"Days don't need to be seized, Jack. Days force themselves on you whether you like it or not."
"How many species of aliens had he met, how many distant worlds had he walked on? A dozen species, perhaps; dozens of worlds. And yet his experiences were not quite enough to make his own world familiar."
"Forty minutes, a yo-yo, and a month of Dilbert later, I shook myself alert with a recognition of nothing accomplished."
"It's not as if I need this stress. I've got my share. I'm forty-four and still wearing combat boots to work. My job takes me, oh, ten million light years from home most days, and I usually come back having left something dead behind me. Snakes. Men. Why do they call them light years, anyway. The years feel heavy to me."
"But he wasn't a woman and apparently this was my midlife crisis, so I learned how to fuck all over again."
All the stories that they come from are just urgh...absolutely <3. Especially funny, that last one
"Days don't need to be seized, Jack. Days force themselves on you whether you like it or not."
"How many species of aliens had he met, how many distant worlds had he walked on? A dozen species, perhaps; dozens of worlds. And yet his experiences were not quite enough to make his own world familiar."
"Forty minutes, a yo-yo, and a month of Dilbert later, I shook myself alert with a recognition of nothing accomplished."
"It's not as if I need this stress. I've got my share. I'm forty-four and still wearing combat boots to work. My job takes me, oh, ten million light years from home most days, and I usually come back having left something dead behind me. Snakes. Men. Why do they call them light years, anyway. The years feel heavy to me."
"But he wasn't a woman and apparently this was my midlife crisis, so I learned how to fuck all over again."
All the stories that they come from are just urgh...absolutely <3. Especially funny, that last one