Happy, Weird and Awkward, meet Regina..

Mar 14, 2009 16:54

A few days ago, I'm at work serving ice cream when all of a sudden, I hear these two young adult-ish girls say, "Ok, 1.. 2.. 3.. YOU'RE STARGAZER!". Turns out, these girls went to Wicked Faire and saw me dance. I waited to finish with the customers and I went to their table and asked, "How in the world could you spot me like that?" They said it was the way I smiled and the huge pile of hair on the back of my head confirmed their suspicion. I felt really giddy and happy about getting noticed. It was really a nice big ego stroke. Happy :)

Yesterday I was at the bowling alley with Dan and I went back outside to put my coat in the car. On my way back, a bunch of high school thugs were hanging out in front of the place. One was cheating at freestlying by rhyming the same words together. Another one was off to the side talking to another thug about his "hard life growing up in Hackensack" and how it "made my skin tougher than leather, my niggah." I assumed they were minutes away from whipping their dicks out to see who's was bigger. I come back and hear the conversation grow louder and louder and angrier. I've seen this shit happen way too many times and I knew someone was gonna get fucked up. As I make my way through the gandering crowd, one of them said, "Nah, nah, nah, nah, man. Cuz right there, what you just did was put your balls on my face. And that's disrespectful." I couldn't help it and let out a gafaw as I walked up the stairs. I was quite upset I missed the teabagging, but I went on my way. Some hootchie mama called out to me saying, "You think that's funny?". I opened up the door to walk in and said, "No. I thought that was fucking hillarious." No one was going to come after me. So off to the front desk I went and let them know about what was going on. As soon as I walked back to the arcade, I saw the teabag-er leaning against the door with blood pouring from his eye. He got beat up pretty bad. I wish I could have done something earlier, but a) i was NOT getting involved and b) there was really nothing I could have done. It's just really sad that this type of shit happens outside of a bowling alley of all places. *sigh* Oh yeah, and we ran into cuntlumbia too. Weird :)

Today, I took a roundabout town after work to visit Raychil, pick up some construction paper and just enjoy the chilly spring day listening to my Repo soundtrack. As I rounded a corner, I saw an SUV with 2 girls (age 7-9) hanging out the window yelling out something to me. I took out my earphones to hear what they said. They said something to the extent of: "MARY WENT TO THE GYM...something... FOR DRUNK!!" and then went away. I was awfully perplexed and tried to piece together what that could have been. I still have nothing. Awkward :)
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