wisdom
# If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
# Accidents don’t just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
# If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
# Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.
# If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
# Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
# Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
# The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.
# The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm lives, so sleep late.
# If you put your nose to the grindstone, you’ll get a flat face.
# Accidents don’t just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
# If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
# Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions than salt water has on thirst.
# If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
# Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
# Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
# The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.
# The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm lives, so sleep late.
# If you put your nose to the grindstone, you’ll get a flat face.