"Babies Are Gross. I'd Rather Birth Kittens"

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Party was really fun. Deviled eggs went over well. Met some cool ass people. Got a sweet parking spot right near Kris's place (I heart you more than South Philly, West Philly). Told Greg he and Tiffany will have a child who will be a furry. Chewed some gum. Ate delicious cake dinner. Drank booze. Was admitted into the Kris-Tiffany-Jess-Squared club. Heard horror stories about OK Cupid and Lutherans. Discussed weirdos in the program who are also assholes. Played with Kris's awesome cats, one of which is a giant furry thing.

Now I feel like semi-shit and I have to go do a park clean-up with Linh for the next four hours. It'll go by fast, but I'm not looking forward to getting soaked and sneezing and wearing terrible gloves.