D0WN 1N T3H DUMPS
Wee-ooh-weeooh-whump. |:^(
Yesterday, I was ridin' on a totally rockin' rollercoaster of feelin' pretty good, and today I've hit rockbottom. I had it all: fame, bib fortuna, and wild wimmen (with heads!). Where did it all go wrong!? I've squandered away my vast account and estate on trivial things! I'm broke, momma!
I couldn't get no sat-is-FAC-shun. I just HAD to keep buying things with my credit card, until I found the one thing that could make me happy. But it never came! WHOA! WOE!!
If only I hadn't traded it all for material goods and/or services! I wish I could go back in time and rectify my error. They always told me "dont spend it all in one place" and "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "please take those out before they become infected". BUT i NEVER LISTENED!
After i got home from the fancypants movie studio, I showed off my loot to Bill. But that's when I noticed IT WAS ALREADY GONE! How could I be so frivolous with my life savings! Goodbye Olsen Twins DVD and fuastian pact! Goodbye dreams of getting a head and eating mints! Goodbye, cindy crawford doing naked handstands in my kitchen!! I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE ANYMORE.
Tommorow we'll be filming another episode of "Epilson Space German Fighter". I'm going to be playing an extra in the scene with the mechanic. I'll be naked.
Yesterday, I was ridin' on a totally rockin' rollercoaster of feelin' pretty good, and today I've hit rockbottom. I had it all: fame, bib fortuna, and wild wimmen (with heads!). Where did it all go wrong!? I've squandered away my vast account and estate on trivial things! I'm broke, momma!
I couldn't get no sat-is-FAC-shun. I just HAD to keep buying things with my credit card, until I found the one thing that could make me happy. But it never came! WHOA! WOE!!
If only I hadn't traded it all for material goods and/or services! I wish I could go back in time and rectify my error. They always told me "dont spend it all in one place" and "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "please take those out before they become infected". BUT i NEVER LISTENED!
After i got home from the fancypants movie studio, I showed off my loot to Bill. But that's when I noticed IT WAS ALREADY GONE! How could I be so frivolous with my life savings! Goodbye Olsen Twins DVD and fuastian pact! Goodbye dreams of getting a head and eating mints! Goodbye, cindy crawford doing naked handstands in my kitchen!! I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE ANYMORE.
Tommorow we'll be filming another episode of "Epilson Space German Fighter". I'm going to be playing an extra in the scene with the mechanic. I'll be naked.
