Captain's Log: Stardate 2258.94; Captain James T. Kirk

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Ship-wide Announcement; copied over to the Captain's Log
This is Captain James T. Kirk speaking

Comments

[il_logic]

Captain, it is good to finally have you aboard.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

It's good to be aboard.

Is that your way of saying you missed me?

[il_logic]

No. I am only stating that it is good to have you, as we could not embark without you. Sir.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

True, true. Well then. This should be -- fun.

[il_logic]

I do not believe it is the goal of our mission to have fun, Captain. I cannot say that it will not be...entertaining, however.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

You have to take everything I say literally?

Entertaining, amusing...whatever. It's going to be fun.

[il_logic]

Not always.

And I am not accustomed to having fun.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Just whenever it pisses me off, I get it.

Obviously you just needed to be under the right kind of captain, Commander.

[il_logic]

It would be illogical to 'piss you off', sir.

And despite what you might believe, I am not unaware of your inappropriate double-entendre, and in mind of that I withhold comment on your questioning of the captains I have served with.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Don't worry, you come by it naturally.

I never said anything -- just -- you know -- I. You. I didn't mean it like that. Take that one literally. You know. Because you're my first officer so you serve under --

Oh, just shut up.

[il_logic]

Indeed, Captain. I will be at my station.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Good. So will I. I mean, in my chair. Yes.