give me a complex, please...
in october of last year, i went on a cruise with my aunt and uncle and that family group for my cousins honeymoon. the boat went to aruba, curacao, st maartin, and st thomas. it was a lot of fun from the begining and not to mention the mass amounts of alcohol that would be consumed on the voyage only made it better. the only bad part of the whole trip was that i was room with my grandmother. but anyway, we left out of san juan and make our way to the wonderful aruba where that girl got kiddnapped. while walking around the boat and getting lost and figuring things out, i saw many beautiful women. but i ran into a problem. how in the hell was i to find out the age of these ladies??? while this may sound stupid to most, let me tell you, its hard nowadays to tell the ages of most girls. i met bunches of people, but got nervous around the ladies that looked my age, but could have very well been only 15. so many beautiful ladies in bikinis and yet, the apprehension on my part in regards to going to jail in san juan for getting involved with a minor. see the problem now? needless to say, my vacation was spent drinking it up with my grandmother, who i knew the age and wasnt worried about anything like that.
but in all reality, its scary to think that girls are maturing this quickly. i picked up my brother from high school the other day and was floored by the masses of teenagers that looked as old, if not older than me. when he got in the car, i asked him the ages of the ladies standing out on the curb waiting on their parents. "well, that one is 15. um... i think she is 17. oh, that one has just turned 16. and the last one, i do believe that she either 15 or getting ready to turn 16, which i guess still makes her 15", he says. i just drove away shaking my head. i remember going to high school and hoping that girls would mature by the time you were a junior so you would have something nice to look at for the last 2 years of school. i mean, think about it, what better way to keep a guy in class? big breasts or european history. you weigh the options, huh?
i swear its got to be the proteins in the chicken. for instance, my cousin niece got her period at 11. thats fucking crazy! where in the hell did that come from? i remember sitting in 10th grade and seeing one poor girl leave class because her period started. i just dont understand it anymore. so now, youve got 14 year old girls walking around with all this make-up on looking like they are 25.
the other day at the walmart, i was with my cousin and we were getting some sinus medicine which took us like 30 minutes to find, but thats another story. anyway, we were looking around, and this girl walked by and i had to do a double-take. well, i decided to snoop it out and walked a few aisle down and saw her holding a doll talking to who must have been her father about buying make-up. HOLY SHIT! i felt so damn creepy because she had to have been at least 12. but her boobs were a good B cup and she had legs that reached from her butt to the floor. i was so ashamed. kristy, my cousin, was laughing at me as i came back to tell her of my discovery.
just the other day at kristy's pet store, i was talking one of her employees as this little girl came in wearing knee-high 'fuck-me' boots and all primmed up. as she left, the employee looked at me and said, "isnt that the cutiest prosti-tot youve ever seen?" i just shook my head and walked away. i told kristy that if i ever go on another date again, im gonna ask for 2 forms of ID and a brief history to make sure that they are as old as the ID says. what is scarier is the bar scene.
i was always confused that girls could be 18 to get into a club, yet the guys had to be 21 at the youngest. hell, there are some bars/clubs that require the guys to be 25 to get in. lets just make it where drunk guys have easier access to younger ladies. but even then, id be scared to take a girl home and wake up and realize that she is not only a minor, but her daddy is a cop. talk about being royally fucked!
but whats crazy is that parents encourage this behavior. lets dress my little girl up and make her look older because it what society deems cute. and then as they go out, worry that they wont get raped or beat or killed. ive noticed that no matter how old the girl is, guys always look straight at the breasts just like the ladies stare at the crotch of the guy. just think, next time, you could be staring at a 12 year old.
*skeeves*
but in all reality, its scary to think that girls are maturing this quickly. i picked up my brother from high school the other day and was floored by the masses of teenagers that looked as old, if not older than me. when he got in the car, i asked him the ages of the ladies standing out on the curb waiting on their parents. "well, that one is 15. um... i think she is 17. oh, that one has just turned 16. and the last one, i do believe that she either 15 or getting ready to turn 16, which i guess still makes her 15", he says. i just drove away shaking my head. i remember going to high school and hoping that girls would mature by the time you were a junior so you would have something nice to look at for the last 2 years of school. i mean, think about it, what better way to keep a guy in class? big breasts or european history. you weigh the options, huh?
i swear its got to be the proteins in the chicken. for instance, my cousin niece got her period at 11. thats fucking crazy! where in the hell did that come from? i remember sitting in 10th grade and seeing one poor girl leave class because her period started. i just dont understand it anymore. so now, youve got 14 year old girls walking around with all this make-up on looking like they are 25.
the other day at the walmart, i was with my cousin and we were getting some sinus medicine which took us like 30 minutes to find, but thats another story. anyway, we were looking around, and this girl walked by and i had to do a double-take. well, i decided to snoop it out and walked a few aisle down and saw her holding a doll talking to who must have been her father about buying make-up. HOLY SHIT! i felt so damn creepy because she had to have been at least 12. but her boobs were a good B cup and she had legs that reached from her butt to the floor. i was so ashamed. kristy, my cousin, was laughing at me as i came back to tell her of my discovery.
just the other day at kristy's pet store, i was talking one of her employees as this little girl came in wearing knee-high 'fuck-me' boots and all primmed up. as she left, the employee looked at me and said, "isnt that the cutiest prosti-tot youve ever seen?" i just shook my head and walked away. i told kristy that if i ever go on another date again, im gonna ask for 2 forms of ID and a brief history to make sure that they are as old as the ID says. what is scarier is the bar scene.
i was always confused that girls could be 18 to get into a club, yet the guys had to be 21 at the youngest. hell, there are some bars/clubs that require the guys to be 25 to get in. lets just make it where drunk guys have easier access to younger ladies. but even then, id be scared to take a girl home and wake up and realize that she is not only a minor, but her daddy is a cop. talk about being royally fucked!
but whats crazy is that parents encourage this behavior. lets dress my little girl up and make her look older because it what society deems cute. and then as they go out, worry that they wont get raped or beat or killed. ive noticed that no matter how old the girl is, guys always look straight at the breasts just like the ladies stare at the crotch of the guy. just think, next time, you could be staring at a 12 year old.
*skeeves*