Ascot? More like Ass-cot. Hurr Hurr.
Weeeellll, went to Royal Ascot, and saw some truly stupid looking hats. Didn't get to throw anything at anyone, and found out just how much the rich waste - a helluva lot, apparently. I must have thrown away upwards of £500 worth of wine....
Hanging about with a load of scouse-jocks was also a side effect of ascot. Not fun, though I did find someone who was into anime etc, so I didn't go insane (moreso, at least....)
Now I have an interview with morrisons, and if that fails, I'll go to Silverstone grand prix and do the same thing I did last week with a lot more "neee-ows" in the background.
Other than the fact it hasn't stopped raining since I got home, everything is juuuuust fine.
Hanging about with a load of scouse-jocks was also a side effect of ascot. Not fun, though I did find someone who was into anime etc, so I didn't go insane (moreso, at least....)
Now I have an interview with morrisons, and if that fails, I'll go to Silverstone grand prix and do the same thing I did last week with a lot more "neee-ows" in the background.
Other than the fact it hasn't stopped raining since I got home, everything is juuuuust fine.