Rant about House MD final and Hameron/Hilson comms

May 07, 2009 16:12


OMG HAVE YOU HEARD?! THERE IS SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT ON HOUSE MD THAN HUGH LAURIE HIMSELF!  HUDDY! DO I SOUND LIKE A DESPERATE HUDDY FAN NOW?!?! *giggles like a pathedic idiot*. Yeah, I'm totally kidding, but shit. I actually lingered in someone's Huddy rant and it was just so....ugh annoying. HOUSE IS NEVER GONNA CHANGE! PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE! Even fucking House said that! He's not gonna stop taking Vicodin, or sleeping with hookers, or stop being an ass just cause he got it on with Cuddy. Please, Cuddy doesn't have some medication in her vagina that will automatically cure House. Jesus...and I thought I was bad with Wilson and House. So someone in the House_Wilson comm posted the spoiler's for the season final of House. Anyone else jumping up and down for joy at the fact that this horrible season is finally over? God knows I am. I've been over it since 'Joy' cause honestly...that was just wrong on sooo many levels. That kiss. The people it was between. *mentally vomits* not a pretty site.

Anyways, back to the spoilers, I'm quite pleased with the Huddy spoiler. I heard sadness and cut a bitch. That's always an amazing combo for the star couple! *rolls eyes* I seriously wish House would just walk up to Cuddy and be all "So, I'm not attracted to you anymore cause you're kind of desperate. And annoying. And your hair is so big, you could be smuggling your baby in there! Until you go back to season one Cuddy and stop acting all crazy, I'm gonna go have sex with someone else. *whistles* WILSON! I'M OUT OF PILLS!"

lol, oh yeah. That'd be a fariy tale ending. Look, don't get me wrong, I used to love Cuddy, but I hate the way they've changed her. She's not even witty or entertaining anymore. She's just a psycho bitch now, and I hate it. It's not right for them to be spoiling Lisa Edelstein's good acting on this awesome character gone shitty. I'm hoping and praying to God, Cuddy will come back in season six with a new sexy hair style and her witty/sarcastic personality will be back. That would be totally awesome.

On to the other spoilers, apparently there is a wedding. I'm guessing a Chameron wedding. *slaps DS* Chameron.....do I even want to get into how wrong that couple is? Why? Oh i don't know, maybe because the fact that Jesse and Jennifer were actually together! They were gonna get married, and it didn't work out! And yet people wonder why everyone just looks sad and depressed when they show Chameron. We're not depressed for Chase and Cam...we're depressed for Jesse and Jennifer. You're putting these two actors threw hell, don't you realize, David? Of course you don't give a shit. You're so gone on crack that you couldn't care less.

This spoiler intrugid me some.
Question: Please tell me House will see one last awesome Amber hallucination in next week's season finale! --Luke
Ausiello: Not only will Amber be back, but another memorable Princeton Plainsboro alum will descend from heaven to haunt House next week.

If it didn't say 'Princeton Plainsboro alum' I would totally think it would be House's dad. That would be epic. Amber and House's dad? Now that's a true mindfuck for House. He would think he was insane after something like that, which is what he's always been. It's just worse now lol. I enjoy having Amber around, I have to admit. Most House/Wilson fans hate her, but I love her ass. She's so....evil lol. Plus we all know the only reason why Wilson even went out with her was because she was the female version of House. Duh, everyone knows that. God, that's a good episode. *reminises season four and all the hilson moments* Awesome.

Of course, it's probably good ol Kal Penn coming back to do a guest ghost appearance. Which is fine with me. I love Kutner and I'm still pissed off that he killed himself. That episode was a total tear jerker for me. Me+Suicide=not the best combo. Thanks for making me an emotional reck for the rest of Monday night, lol. Seriously. Anyways like I said, I don't care if Kutner comes back cause Kal is my man, but I would prefere it to be House's father just for the sake of drama.

Comments from Hameron and Hilson comms that caught my attention and made me laugh about the season final of House MD.

From Hilson Comm....
House actually had sex with Wilson. He thought it was Cuddy, but it actually was Wilson. It was all planned.
Oh Wilson <3-xguardiananglex

^^You, my friend, are offically awesome lol. Seriously, I'm mad at myself for not thinking that up earlier on. You rock!

I think if House saw his dad, he'd crap his pants.-californiaquail

^^My point exactly. He would literally shit his pants lol. Can't you picture it? It'd be so freaky, it'd be amazing

House and Cuddy get married. House promptly cheats on her with Cameron. Cuddy has a baby that's the reincarnation of Kutner. And it's all told in a very special musical episode.

...I don't know. I just woke up.-ranrata

That has got to be the most scariest thing EVER! and yet I wish it was true, only it's both Cameron and Wilson he's cheating with. Now that would be an amazing plot twist. I'm all for House/Cameron/Wilson OT3. The musical part just makes it even better cause Hugh's voice is heaven and RSL's is too. Think of them fighting while singing at the same time. Haha, oh God. House and Wilson singing together. This totally reminds me of the bromance between Roger and Mark in RENT. Hmm....House is Roger and Wilson is Mark? Yeah...that's how it'd go.

From Hameron Comm...

If Cameron and Chase really do get married, I can't handle it. I was so sure they'd FINALLY break up after last week. Ugh. Double, triple ugh. I need a life. I obviously take H/Cam way too seriously; I will be crushed if the wedding goes through.-trapperii

^^Trust me, you're not the only one. I mean, I ship Hilson wayy more than Hameron and I'm still like "This is such bullshit." It's not only cause there's a side of me that wants House with Cameron, but the fact that Jennifer and Jesse are going threw emotional abuse for the sake of entertainment. It's just not right no matter what way you wanna look at it. I don't see how Jen and Jesse even put up with it. I mean, it's apparent that DS just wants to shove these two amazing characters to the side so they can show more Huddy and Fourteen. It's like...why? Why don't you get rid of Foreman and Thirteen and just ruin that whole fandom? That would be refreshing. Have Chase and Cameron break up, and have Cameron and Chase both go back to work for House. You can keep Taub. He's...somewhat entertaining, lol.

I'm also expecting house to hurt cuddy because he's scared of how vulnerable he allowed himself to be and how he let his feelings show but also cause he knows he can't have a normal relationship with cuddy no matter what his feelings are.
Or all is a hallucination. Either way,the anger and sadness of the huddies won't be because their ship is dead but just because as a relationship it has no future and that is something no ship involving house can have .-entity22

^^I totally agree with you. I think all of us know that anyone with House isn't going to last. Hell, I even know that with Wilson. All it would take is House doing something to piss of Wilson and he'd be out the door again. Hopefully that won't happen again for a very long time. I can't deal with the pain of losing Wilson again, lol. Any sane person would know that any ship with House wouldn't last long, and that is including Huddy. There is nothing special about Cuddy that would change House's opinions about relationships which is why he's gonna end up fucking it all up, like he always does.

Happiness = bad, Sadness = better, "I'll cut a bitch" = excellent
Ugh, just make it END already-sweetm05

^^I feel your pain, trust me. Season five=EPIC FAIL! The failing needs to end now before they lose all of their viewers.

So, that's my rant. I'm hoping the final will be good. Fingers crossed.

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