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[jimmy_exploder]

BACKDATED TO JANUARY 19-20.

Kelly:

Yesterday, Ryan and I went into the city to redeem my birthday extravaganza.
I got home from school at 1:45, picked out suitable attire, made myself decent,
and generally prepared for the night ahead of me.
I drove to Ryan's, waited for him to take a shower, put on mascara, and fixed my
hair.
Then we packed up, and

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[twat_snot]

i read this about five times before i realized what the fuck it is.

what the fuck.

[jimmy_exploder]

its a story!

[stereosnapshot]

Thank you.

[jimmy_exploder]

your welcome?

[aholeinyourhead]

It all makes for an exciting story