Yeah, yeah.. "If Squerb jumped off the BROOKLYN bridge , would you?!"
You never know.. I just might. Only, not really. I can't swim. So, instead of following her off of a bridge or something extreme like that, I just did this instead.
The instructions were simple enough:
1.Google Image Search your answer
2. Pick one image from the first page
3. Profit! No, wait....post. Yes, post.
1. The age you will be on your next birthday.
Let me tell you, 32 did not give good results. I almost went with some random basketball player getting posterized, but then I saw this! I am not much for ~*modern art*~ but I will make an exception for Jackson Pollock, Action Painter Extraordinaire!
2. A place you'd like to travel to.
That is the Pantheon, which is ... wait for it... in Rome!
Watch as I put my degree to use. The inscription:
M*AGRIPPA*L*F*COSTERTIVM*FECIT, when you get past the Handy Roman Abbreviations, says
M[ARCVS] * AGRIPPA * L[VCI] * F[ILIVS] * CO[N]S[UL]TERTIVM * FECIT
Then, replacing all of the Vs with Us [Latin had no U!] and adding in the necessary spaces, you get:
MARCUS * AGRIPPA * LUCI * FILIVS * CONSUL TERTIVM * FECIT
Which, translates to: "Marcus Agrippa, the son of Lucius, while Consul for the third time, built this."
3. Your favorite place.
My favorite Place... well, this is not my home or anything, but I like it! You can never go wrong with bog, old trees. And, if those are cherry blossom trees, it gets bonus points, as there is actually one not ten yards from where I am sitting.
4. Your favorite object.
5. Your favorite food
Look, I know it is terribly cliche and all, but it just happens to be true! Actually, to be honest, a few of these pictures are close to my Favorite Meal. Less peas, more corn!
6. Your favorite animal
I am not an "animal person" and I am also what you'd call "afraid of dogs", but if I ever had to have an animal in my vicinity, this is what I'd go with.
7. Your favorite color
I could not decide which one to go with. The second is actually a better representation of the color I was looking for (blue-green), but the first one is pretty cool, and ties in with my #1.
8. The town in which you were born.
I don't know what that fancy spot at the bottom is, but that thing up top is the Historical Museum, site of many an elementary school field trip!
9. The town in which you live
Same town as before. This is like two minutes from that other picture. Like, if you traveled to where the road runs out in this picture and you looked to your right, you'd see the Historical Museum. And the building in the right edge is where they make (made?) PET ice cream. Mmmm.. ice cream! Also, that big tree on the right hides my old crappy job!
10.The name of a past pet.
In a page full of Jims, this guy was the hands-down King! He even beat out a guy with an eyepatch!
11. The first name of a past love
It would be even funnier if you knew what I typed!
13. Your nickname/screen name
I was surprised I even got any results, as I used the unpronounceable one!
14. Your first name
Things I got included a whore of a rapper, that picture of the little kids running down the street after the Hiroshima bombing and Sun from Lost. Yet, I went with this one! What does this say about me?
15. Your middle name
16. Your last name
This is some image showing the distribution of whitepage listings for my last name. See which state has the highest concentration? Nice! Though, it seems we are not really that many of us in the first place.
17. A bad habit of yours
I am engaging in it right now, am I not?
18. Your first job
No, I was not a Kitten Wrangler!
19. Your grandmother’s name
20. Your major in college
I had two.
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