The new office reeks of chemicals. We had to beg to get furniture. We still have no trash cans. My God, it's so much better than the old office.

How do I know I care about the students? I just agreed to meet a student at 8:30 AM on the day I'm on campus until 10:00 PM.

Does Daylight Saving Time make one incapable of reading a syllabus?

One minor change to Blackboard = 5-10 panicked e-mails from students.

I swear I end every class by asking if there are any questions. Why do I then get the same question from five different students immediately after I dismiss everyone?

The one you can learn the most from is not necessarily the instructor with the biggest name.

The primary think I've learned about teaching is that lesson plans are for people with no improv training.

Trying to teach a class with post-dentist numb mouth.

I wonder if I can be lazier than my students.

Googling > grading.