Bah Humbug and Stuff!!!
Blasted rat farts!!111one Who went and changed the office radio station when I wasn't here the other day? Some heathen of sorts switched it over to the ALL CHRISTMAS ALL MONTH station! Gahhhhhh! Make it goooo awaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! OMGPLZ!!!!111 Fine, fine...I'll be nice and won't change the channel and ruin the fun for everyone else, okay? I'll consider it penance for anything I've done wrong this year. @_@
I am still in denial of the upcoming Holiday. Until I get some more shopping done (so far I have bought one thing for my Mom, and that's it, LOL), I will continue to feel this way. I shall in the meantime adopt the phrase of one Adam Savage of Mythbusters: I hereby reject your reality and substitute my own!
Don't get me wrong, though: I have actually started sending out Holiday cards (even I'm shocked by that)...so far just a couple, but I will post a call for addresses soon (and if you have already sent me a card, I will send one back from me to the return address(es) listed on the envelope). So, there you go! I'm already doing better than last year in that respect, LOL.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled realities. (Although I hear they're highly overrated!)
I am still in denial of the upcoming Holiday. Until I get some more shopping done (so far I have bought one thing for my Mom, and that's it, LOL), I will continue to feel this way. I shall in the meantime adopt the phrase of one Adam Savage of Mythbusters: I hereby reject your reality and substitute my own!
Don't get me wrong, though: I have actually started sending out Holiday cards (even I'm shocked by that)...so far just a couple, but I will post a call for addresses soon (and if you have already sent me a card, I will send one back from me to the return address(es) listed on the envelope). So, there you go! I'm already doing better than last year in that respect, LOL.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled realities. (Although I hear they're highly overrated!)