I have been having some extremely bad luck with old ladies with problems and old ladies thinking I give a shit about their problems. I learned my lesson at work on Monday, after an innocent chat with a lonely old woman about face creams and hair accessories quickly plunged into a terrifying bid for my devotion fueled by pitiful stories of lonliness ( Read more... )

Guys I just saw Coraline and it was basically awesome. I was forced to watch it in 3-D which sucks because I'm blind in one eye so the 3-D part of my brain is permanently out-of-order, but some slight technical difficulties early in the film earned me a readmission pass SO I CAN SEE IT AGAIN. FREE. Cool stuff.