The Yanko Legacy 1.1
We last left off with the Yanko legacy founder, Demitri, waiting to tell Monika of his feelings for her
Demitri: She should be home about now, I suppose I should go.
He arrived at Monka's shared building, Ayesha answered the door.
Demitri: I'm here to see Monika, is she home?
Ayesha: You're making the wrong choice, she's not right for you.
Demitri: Is she home?
Ayesha: *sigh* Yes, come inside.
Monika: Oh Demitri! It's good to see you.
Demitri: Yeah, I've missed you.
Monika: It's only been 7 hours Demitri.
Demitri: I know it's just...there's something I need to tell you.
Monika: Ok, shoot.
It's now or never.
Demitri: I'm in love with you.
Super confident face of confidence.
Monika: Well it took you long enough.
Demitri: My apologies, I'd like to try and make it up to you.
Demitri: Well?
Monika: I need more convincing.
That sex face you're pulling says otherwise girlie.
If this romance crap lasts any longer I'm gonna ask Ashton Kutcher to play Demitri and send this bitch to Broadway.
The romance then promptly ended and the night was topped off with a robber stealing Demitri's toilet.
The next day after work Demitri rolled the wish to take Monika out on a date. He called her, he asked her, she said yes. He then took her to a graveyard. Smooth.
Demitri: Oh shut it, I panicked.
Things were set back on track and the two went to see a symphony.
The night was drawing a to a close and Gus was playing tag with a vampire. It happens.
Demitri: I love you Monika.
Demitri: Will you marry me, right here, right now?
Monika: Yes!
And so they were married in front of the Bookstore.
The groom carried his bride over the non-existent threshold.
Obligatory 'they woohooed all night' picture.
Everyone meet Monika Yanko and her ugly PJ's of doom.
Monika is an a absent-minded sim who can be a bit of a snob, but she sure knows how to schmooze. She's a bit of an angler and Demitri claims that she's a great kisser.
Her Lifetime Wish is to have a Perfect Aquarium.
The newly built Yanko Shack!
The love shack is already bursting with excitement.
Ouch, how does that even happen?
The toilet looks like it's sucking out her soul x)
Monika: I've got chills, they're multiplying...and I'm loosing control.
It's totally interpretive dance.
At midnight (or some obscene hour) Mrs. Yanko popped! Woowhoo babies!
Monika: I'm pregnant!
Demitri: Yeah that's nice babe, will you turn off the light?
The next day mother to be took her husband to the library to brush up on baby knowledge.
Demitri: I'm not complaining, I love to read, but why was is so important to you for us to come here?
Monika: To read up on how to take care of our new baby.
Demitri: Say what?
And that's how he found out (in a way he remembered.)
Demitri: I can't believe I'm going to be a father. *reading* Ok, rule number one: No eating your young.
Sounds easy enough.
He then read both pregger books like 4 times each.
Did I forget to mention that the shower is still outside?
This picture just struck me as funny and I felt the need to share.
As far as default maternity goes Minka's gettup isn't top bad!
The very pregnant woman was providing for the family by selling fish. Demitri's manly-ness was apparent when he got maternity leave off as well....
Demitri has been a very doting husband but suddenly he got all awkward and wouldn't let her kiss him.
Demitri: Do you think I'm some sort of tool?
Monika: Of course not hunny. Oh my back, would you rub it?
Demitri: Anything for you ♥
Monika: *eyeroll* Men.
Seems they made up.
The two love birds were awoken again at the stroke of midnight. Never having a late night woohoo ever again.
Demitri: Why is the bed wet?
Monika: My bad.
Monika: Murph.
Demitri: This will never come out of the sheets!
Monika: DEMITRI!
Demitri: She's going into labor!
Demitri: AND she's getting a call from China! The phone bill is going to be a bitch!
This continued for awhile but finally they made there way to the hospital.
Everyone this is Alik Yanko!
Alik is Neurotic and hates the outdoors ♥
SO cute!
Demitri: My son.
Amidst the cuteness the first family gnome was found deep in a lake somewhere.
Poor paperboy, the shower is still outside and he always seems to deliver the paper while someone is showering.
PaperBoy: God take me now!
Speeding along because the maggot like phase of simhood is boring.
Monika: I feel a strange sensation in my bosom.
Alik is a little (bald) cutie-kins!
Demitri: I'm going to need to rob a bank.
Why?
Demitri: We spent the last of our funds on the delectable cake.
END of le CHAPTER
Thanks for reading!
In the next update:
- Babies!
-Birthdays!
-Moneylessness!