"Hey monkey, what's life without an occasional surprise?..."

[jiggymarie]

Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart, you're just pretending to know what I'm talking about!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating!
Bart: I'll bet.Wow... so, I haven't actually done a real update for

Comments

"You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

Good God girlie! Your post this time is like Faulkner on hash brownies! And yet I understand every word. Hmmmm.....

But anyway, I'm chillin' a mere 45 minutes away from you in the fabled land of Seymour, Indiana.... and by fabled I mean rusticated. I just received several shocking bits of news.
1)Saddam was captured! ...maybe it's just me, but now that we can bring Saddam to American shores, there's one thing we need to do to him: PUT HIM IN A DUNKIN" DONUTS COMMERCIAL, OF COURSE! Picture it! Saddam revives the much-loved "Time to make the donuts" commercials of the 80s. Dunkin' reclaims glory, Saddam is employed in a non-evil, hand-washing atmosphere, and democracy is saved. I think it's an awesome idea.
2) Perhaps more shocking, I have it on the word of Duymovic that Indy's theatres are all but sold out of midnight Lord of the Rings tickets! I also don't have Nash's number, or a contact sheet. I do, however, have several ideas. We could forget the movie and just "hang out, every day, just like this." Go to Denny's or BW-3's (with Dave in tow of course. Secrets to a minimum) Or we could drive 45 minutes to either Seymour or Greensburg, land of my youth, to see a midnight viewing there. Now, these ideas are only rough sketches. I will leave the blueprints to an O.G. such as yourself. Ha.

If you could, find Nash's # on your contact sheet and either get in touch or email me the # and I will. He and Tanna should definately be in on whatever plans we can muster. Also, I warn that I will be in a crazy mood, since I will have driven up from Bloomington with Dave, and will be driving him back that night for a Wednesday morning final. Shazam!

Nothing has gotten me by in the cold, cold night better than mental pictures: of Heidi braids, of plaid, of polaroid picture dances, etc.

I hope this post in some way entertained you, since you're all alone up there with your dolls.... haha. I'll see you soon.
Adios, Caliente

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[jiggymarie]

"For you I would crawl through the darkest dungeon. Climb the castle wall, if you are my Rapunzel. You let your hair down right in through your window. Good they locked the door. I do my best for you..."

You's-a make-a me-a laugh!
...I like your style... man.

And, in other "Lord of the Rings" news... oh, ye of little faith! Has the monkey let you down yet?

Haha. I kid, I kid!! Actually, I'm going to stop typing here and just e-mail you in a second... instead of clogging LiveJournal with my gibberish and blueprint-making. The monkey has it all under control, though!!

See you soon, My Gordon's Fisherman!

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

Damnnit, Cali! Are we on Livejournal at the same time again? What have I told you about that?

Just kidding. You might not even be on right now. I was never much good at military time.

C-Red
12:40 A.M.

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[jiggymarie]

Hahahahaha...
What do you think? Chances are... yes, we sure are on at the same time again. Haha.

We=Nerds!

I was just in the middle of e-mailing you, and then I started talking to Amanda online too, so it's taking a little longer! Haha. The e-mail is ALMOST complete though.

Cali
12:42 A.M.

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

Maybe my clock's off. Anyway, thanks for the email..... ...................................haha, you're so short.

Anyway, though, DAMN! You're one Kool Kat. Rest assured that I'm now slickin down my eyebrows and growling at you Conan-style. I'm pretty sure you're the coolest girl EVER! Wait, though, let me think of other girls I've known, so I can be sure {........Elisabeth.........hmmm; no way...........Mira Sorvino; no, too tall...................Gwen Stefani; no, not callipygian enough.....................Amanda; nope,the whole Barbie Girl thing} Yep! You're officaly awarded the coolest girl ever trophy! The prize is top-secret and can be claimed at an undisclosed locality......and by undisclosed I mean the sewing room.

See ya, Doll

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[mandans]

hey kristina and i are both barbie girls i just wear more poruly than kristina does. hehehehehehe you are too cool i love you two.

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

More porouly? Is that like petchuli, except for Barbies? I'm a very confused young man, but props to you for also being on lj at this time of night.

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

And one more thing: Kristina a Barbie girl? Please! She's too short! Ken's loss is my gain!

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[mandans]

i cant spell it is getting late i meant proudly

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

Oh, proudly! I see. Well then she's a closet-Barbie. There's a variation on Barbie that's time has come. "Closet-Barbie!" "She's got a secret that Ken doesn't want to hear, and the Dream House will never be the same!"

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[jiggymarie]

HAHAHAHAHA!
I WANT THAT BARBIE!!!
I think she needs to be "proudly" hanging on my tree along with all the other Barbie ornaments!

On a side note: You 2 kids crack me up!

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

"You don't really waste time like this on livejournal, do ya, on a weekday?"

"Is this a week- ....what day is this?"

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

Sheesh. She'd probably just stare at me like all your other dolls, and try to freak me out. Except the soldier.... I don't mind him.....he's always tellin' dirty jokes and giving me advice on the best kept secrets.....

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[jiggymarie]

Hahaha... I don't know. The doll dressed in red just gave ME some good advice about a secret I should tell you later...

"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber..."

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[c_red]

Dressed in red? I don't recall her but...... SHE SOUNDS HOT!

"Oh, yeah..... my thinking about this case had become so uptight......"

Re: "You are my Rapunzel"

[jiggymarie]

Oh yeah... the one in red has some GOOD ideas. She's "bad." It's the one in white that I try to ignore. She's a bit of a prude.

[Side note: Good lord, I'm pretending like my dolls are real now... :::shakes head and sighs::: This is what being alone in the cold, cold night will do to someone...]