Top 10 Things That Are Pissing Me Off Right Now
10. The guests on "I Love the 90s" show on VH1 - I mean, come on...do they expect me to believe that Maroon 5 and Jamal Anderson are "experts" on the 1990s??? No, I dont think so. Yeah, its funny to hear their comments, but they act like they are the true 90s critics. Don't get me wrong, I love the show. But after watching the year 1993, I was like, "Who the hell do you think you are, JC Chasez??"
9. Train tracks - I live in a town where I am BLESSED to have a train track every 3 miles you go. And, YAY, they have decided to improve the tracks, blocking major streets everywhere you go! So I have to drive 10 miles around the city just to drive 5 minutes down the road to see my parents! And, with living 500 yards from a railroad track, I get to hear a train come by every half hour!
8. Ear wax - I hate it. It's gross. And you're afraid to get put a Q-tip in your ear because you hear people saying it will fuck up your eardrum. How the hell else am I gonna get it out???
7. Leaky faucets - My bathroom faucet is currently leaking like crazy. Everytime I finish peeing, I feel like I need to go again hearing it!!!
6. Southern heat - It's July, and that's when the heat is almost unbearable. The heat index gets up to 110, with the actual high getting up to like 98 daily. Thank God for central air. I could walk around naked if I wanted to, and I still would resemble a melting popsicle.
5. Ants - I currently have an ant problem. They are scattered all around my back door, front door, and now, they are in my damn car! And they are the small kinda ants....sugar ants, I think they are. And then, when Im driving down the road, just knowing that I have them in my car somewhere, I feel like I have them on me, so people driving beside me think I have some disorder while I scratch myself.
4. Peeing - I don't care, but this is bad. ALL guys have this problem. No matter how hard you try, you STILL cant get it all in the toliet.
3. Plantar Faciitis - It's hell. Pure hell. If you haven't had the pleasure of having it, imagine walking around with knives stabbed into your heels. And as you take every step, the knife keeps getting deeper and deeper.
2. George W. Bush - I'm getting really tired of this guy. Everytime I see his damn smirk on the TV screen, I cringe. Now, I don't know if Kerry is the answer to our prayers, but damn, anything is better than Dubbya.
And the #1 thing pissing me off right now.....
1. The Enzyte Commercials - Ok, it's bad enough to watch one commercial....BUT THEY PLAY ANOTHER DAMN ONE RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST ONE. Yeah, at first, they were cute and funny, but now, they are freakin' annoying. I don't want to see that guy smiling like he has a corn cob stuck up his ass or the wife whose smile says, "I finally got dick from my husband!" anymore!!! And then, they have to make a commercial about Ed's (I think that's his name) friend not being happy. Boo-fucking-woo. And, hello???? Does it make your penis bigger? Does it increase your sexual drive? What??? If they can just take off all those commercials right now off the air, I'LL be the one that's been left happy at the clubhouse.