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Oh jesus, you guys. School is starting back up soon, and I'm not ready. See, I'm just not ready for the 4th grade. It's going to be hard. I'm just now getting used to the fact that we can't sleep on the mats right after lunch, but at least now we can drink sodas instead of milk. I went to the store the other day to get some school supplies, and I got this badass box of crayons. I like crayons because they smell and taste good, unlike colored pencils. FUCK COLORED PENCILS.
All right, the real reason I don't want to go back to school is because Tommy has a crush on the girl that I like, Jessica, and I heard through Sally's sister, Shanti, that Jessica and him have started going out. God only knows what they're doing! They're probably playing nintendo right now. Oh my god, what if they're holding hands? That's disgusting. I'd never talk to either of them if they held hands. They're too young for that. I'm waiting until I get married to hold hands with anyone!
So, I got my schedule in the mail today, and I see that I have Mrs. Rocko's class. Now, I've heard she's a bitch. That's ultramegauncool in my book. If she tries any shit like, "Jhon, tuck your shirt in," I'm gonna go, "eat one!" and run as fast as I can in circles until I either drop dead or pee my pants. It's going to be awesome. It'll be my best prank yet. Sam, the bully I always tell you guys about who is in 7th grade, had Mrs. Rocko, and I heard that's why he's so fucking mean to this day. I heard she used to beat him because he was too nice, and now he's just this big asshole with a mustache. I don't care. I'll become a super hero and save Jessica, because it's well-known that I am the shit
Ok, I can't even pretend to do that anymore. I'm sure half of you didn't even read that anyway though. [: You guys are too cool. So, I'm curious as too how many of the people on my friends list are still actually in school, whether college, highschool, or maybe even middle school. If you're in elementary, I think you might want to focus on your arithmetic and remove me. Just kidding. We'll talk Sesame Street together and play kickball. Actually, I love kickball. It's the shit, the whole shit, and nothing but the shit. I love it. I could play kickball all day. Actually, I'm the man at it. I love that noise you make when you give the ball a good kick. POOOOOOONG!!!! It RULES. You have to know what kind of sound I'm talking about, right?
So, I made a new icon, and it's of me talking on the phone to Cézanne. I was doing an impression of Arnold (Governator Arnold) at the time too, so that's why I'm making a stupid face and look dumb. But anyway, I think I'll use that one when there's an audblog with my post. I have a decent idea for one right now, but I know it'll take 4 minutes or probably more, and audblog only allows you to do 4 minutes per audblog. Maybe I could do two like Céz and I did that one time, but I'm not sure. I'll do the audblog later today, or some other time.
Actually, later today, because if I don't, I won't want to do it tomorrow. I got a job at OfficeMax and I have to work 5am-2pm, like, Tuesday through Saturday which blows HARDCORE. Oh well. I'll get over it.
So yes. It is now time for me to go get some food. At McDonald's. Because I am cheap.