Rated I! (dun dun dun)
The other day, I was looking at a website, and I saw this ad.
So, exactly what kind of idiot actually goes "Oh my god.... 'RATED I!' .... It's genius. Pure genius!" and follows through with it? And then, on top of that, what kind of moronic CEO actually goes "I like it, Johnson. You get a raise." Fuck that. Both of you are fired. And rated R. For Really-fucking-stupid.
This just in. I just got honey bbq wings from KFC, and now I have honey bbq all over my fucking face. I need a bib. Someone pass me several towelettes.