[Work] Emails That Cause Fear

[jhaelan]

Of all the emails I was expecting on a Monday morning, one asking if I had really done the splits in the middle of a bar on Wednesday night was not among them! Combined with some knowing remarks over the weekend I can surmise I have quite a reputation already, convincing me to ensure this particular online haven maintains an extremely low profile

In other not-entirely-unrelated news, it looks like fire-breathing may become mandatory induction training