THANK GOD SHE LIVES 1300 MILES AWAY!!!
She's become beyond bitchy. If there was a word for it, I'd use it, because Meaga Bitch doesn't even begin to explain. I think everyone knows, how she trys to purposely annoy me. Like for example cant and refuses to start a sentence without it beginning, ending, and saying dude at like 5 times during the duration on of the entire annoying sentence, Knowing that it annoys me, and when I ask her to stop she says "BUT DUUUUUUDE" "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude but you dont understand duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude" Isnt a dude a horse or something, fucking idiot. She even calls my parents dude, I'm so waiting for the day when my mom just back hands her, I will be there, pointing and laughing, and think of something cool and clever to say like "How does that feel dude" only not that because that isnt cool, nor clever.
But the thing that takes the cake, is at the top of the mucho annoying totem pole, the mega bitchiest thing she could have done she did. My parents asked us to go get pictures taken, so i made an appoitment at work, and thought it would be fun, No. for normal people its fun, but for my bitchy bitchesque McBitch of a sister she has to ruin everything.Our appointment is at 11 so i set the alarm for 9 because we both have to shower and get dressed and leave by 10:30, no no no. she whines and moans and groans and says she only needs 25 minutes to get dressed. So i wake her up again at 9:30. and im sorta pissed because i'm almost fully dressed and ready to go, no no no. She moans and groans and bitches for my to wake her up at 9:50, So 9:55 comes around and i walk in my room shes freakin on my computer checking her fucking Myspace!uuuuugh so i ask her again to get in the shower because we had to leave and i needed to stop at the ATM... buuuuut no... she takes forever. So at like 10:25 she calls me into her room, i'm dressed make up done, ready to go, and she hasnt even started to get dressed, her hairs still wet, shes in a towel just going through her suitcase, doesnt even know what to wear!!! I completely have reason to be pissed noe seeing that we had to leave in 5 minutes and she still has the all day process of getting dressed to go through. She she throws some clothes at me and tells me to try them on so we can sorta match, which is gay, but at this point i dont freakin care i just want to leave. So i put them on, and they're mundo huge on me, but she tells me to wear them, so I iron them, put them on, and then she tells me that they look like crap and I should change.WTF! then the entire time i was ironing she was like "Wear these pretty butterfly earrings" in a 4 year old little kid sounding voice that makes me want to punch her repeatedly. When has anyone ever know me to wear purple sparkly butterfly earrings. No. I dont do pretty sparkly butterfly earrings. So i finally get downstairs at like 10:45, asking her to hurry up, and she tells me to stop with the attitude. IF ANYONE HAD TO ENDURE MY ANNYOING SISTER FOR 5 DAYS IM PRETTY FREAKIN SURE YOU'D HAVE AN ATTITUDE TOO, and then I hear my mom down stairs, saying "Jessica, you stop with the attitude!" which was kinda funny. And then out of nowhere she says "Have fun taking your pictures by yourself, because im not going!" EFFIN BITCH. My mom told her to go, and she say "NOPE I DONT WANT TO" shes freakin 22 going on 2. seriously i cant stand her anymore, like the whole highlight of my day was to go take pictures with her, i was only doing it because my parents asked me to. Seriously. I hate the C U Next Tuesday word, but i'm so mad right now that it totally applies to her.UUUUUGH. im going to go be mad and clean now. peaace.
But the thing that takes the cake, is at the top of the mucho annoying totem pole, the mega bitchiest thing she could have done she did. My parents asked us to go get pictures taken, so i made an appoitment at work, and thought it would be fun, No. for normal people its fun, but for my bitchy bitchesque McBitch of a sister she has to ruin everything.Our appointment is at 11 so i set the alarm for 9 because we both have to shower and get dressed and leave by 10:30, no no no. she whines and moans and groans and says she only needs 25 minutes to get dressed. So i wake her up again at 9:30. and im sorta pissed because i'm almost fully dressed and ready to go, no no no. She moans and groans and bitches for my to wake her up at 9:50, So 9:55 comes around and i walk in my room shes freakin on my computer checking her fucking Myspace!uuuuugh so i ask her again to get in the shower because we had to leave and i needed to stop at the ATM... buuuuut no... she takes forever. So at like 10:25 she calls me into her room, i'm dressed make up done, ready to go, and she hasnt even started to get dressed, her hairs still wet, shes in a towel just going through her suitcase, doesnt even know what to wear!!! I completely have reason to be pissed noe seeing that we had to leave in 5 minutes and she still has the all day process of getting dressed to go through. She she throws some clothes at me and tells me to try them on so we can sorta match, which is gay, but at this point i dont freakin care i just want to leave. So i put them on, and they're mundo huge on me, but she tells me to wear them, so I iron them, put them on, and then she tells me that they look like crap and I should change.WTF! then the entire time i was ironing she was like "Wear these pretty butterfly earrings" in a 4 year old little kid sounding voice that makes me want to punch her repeatedly. When has anyone ever know me to wear purple sparkly butterfly earrings. No. I dont do pretty sparkly butterfly earrings. So i finally get downstairs at like 10:45, asking her to hurry up, and she tells me to stop with the attitude. IF ANYONE HAD TO ENDURE MY ANNYOING SISTER FOR 5 DAYS IM PRETTY FREAKIN SURE YOU'D HAVE AN ATTITUDE TOO, and then I hear my mom down stairs, saying "Jessica, you stop with the attitude!" which was kinda funny. And then out of nowhere she says "Have fun taking your pictures by yourself, because im not going!" EFFIN BITCH. My mom told her to go, and she say "NOPE I DONT WANT TO" shes freakin 22 going on 2. seriously i cant stand her anymore, like the whole highlight of my day was to go take pictures with her, i was only doing it because my parents asked me to. Seriously. I hate the C U Next Tuesday word, but i'm so mad right now that it totally applies to her.UUUUUGH. im going to go be mad and clean now. peaace.