sleep deprived, its 5:10am
what just ended
was a
2 hour
conversation with my
ex
im running on
low.
he offered to
have
sex
with me.
i gracefully
declined.
"I'm Sorry [BOB],
but did we not just finish discussing how talented i am regarding self retraint?"
"and that i am happily in love with Jacob whome you also told me i will marry!"
now,
i didn't ask,
but [BOB] said he
"doesn't remember much from our relationship. only a few small things"
as he continued
to recite
our
history
as though he were
writing a
novel.
a sappy
annoying
love (we were not in love)
novel.
and if she could,
oprah
would sell that shit.
[BOB],
I don't care
to see your new
apartment.
or hear about your career plans.
you lie.
and also
the shaking
only
lasted for
six minutes tonight
so as you sloppily
eat that cookie
i
awarded
you,
fatten up.
was a
2 hour
conversation with my
ex
im running on
low.
he offered to
have
sex
with me.
i gracefully
declined.
"I'm Sorry [BOB],
but did we not just finish discussing how talented i am regarding self retraint?"
"and that i am happily in love with Jacob whome you also told me i will marry!"
now,
i didn't ask,
but [BOB] said he
"doesn't remember much from our relationship. only a few small things"
as he continued
to recite
our
history
as though he were
writing a
novel.
a sappy
annoying
love (we were not in love)
novel.
and if she could,
oprah
would sell that shit.
[BOB],
I don't care
to see your new
apartment.
or hear about your career plans.
you lie.
and also
the shaking
only
lasted for
six minutes tonight
so as you sloppily
eat that cookie
i
awarded
you,
fatten up.