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Status: In a (Sadistic and Unstable) Relationship
Here for: Imaginary friends; procrastination
Body Type: 5'4" and 3/4"/"way too huge to mention"
Hometown: Extremely Boring
Occupation: College Drop Out
Children: hahaha
About Me:
Hi, my name is Natalie! I am currently in a long-term relationship. Actually, I think I am, I'm not sure I am. I might be. I have a boyfriend named Ryan. Well actually, I might have a boyfriend. I can't really tell. Is someone still your boyfriend if they've cheated on you repeatedly and lied about? How about if they lie to you about where they are constantly, or dump you on your birthday? Well, anyway, I may or may not have a boyfriend. I enjoy sitting at home on Friday and Saturday nights while my boyfriend is out with his cell phone off until 4am, calling his cell phone so I can hear his voicemail when he shuts his phone or ignores my call, breaking up with guys who really love me so I can "date" a sadist, and getting dumped on my birthday. I also enjoy hobbies such as getting stood up without a phone call, being hung up on, being called a "fucking moron" and spending all major holidays alone. In my free time, I try to get in lots of verbal abuse and going on double dates by myself!
Status: In a (Sadistic and Unstable) Relationship
Here for: Imaginary friends; procrastination
Body Type: 5'4" and 3/4"/"way too huge to mention"
Hometown: Extremely Boring
Occupation: College Drop Out
Children: hahaha
About Me:
Hi, my name is Natalie! I am currently in a long-term relationship. Actually, I think I am, I'm not sure I am. I might be. I have a boyfriend named Ryan. Well actually, I might have a boyfriend. I can't really tell. Is someone still your boyfriend if they've cheated on you repeatedly and lied about? How about if they lie to you about where they are constantly, or dump you on your birthday? Well, anyway, I may or may not have a boyfriend. I enjoy sitting at home on Friday and Saturday nights while my boyfriend is out with his cell phone off until 4am, calling his cell phone so I can hear his voicemail when he shuts his phone or ignores my call, breaking up with guys who really love me so I can "date" a sadist, and getting dumped on my birthday. I also enjoy hobbies such as getting stood up without a phone call, being hung up on, being called a "fucking moron" and spending all major holidays alone. In my free time, I try to get in lots of verbal abuse and going on double dates by myself!