Meme
Stolen from Shannenb
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, maroon_sue (-5000 points). In August I helped vitaotium see the light (8 points). In September I broke dazedizzy's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6015 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
jewel21
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for fergus80 (10 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to dogsbody01 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I set leadepp's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (936 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
jewel21
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, maroon_sue (-5000 points). In August I helped vitaotium see the light (8 points). In September I broke dazedizzy's X-Box (-12 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6015 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
jewel21
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for fergus80 (10 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to dogsbody01 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I set leadepp's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (936 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
jewel21