"Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug School?"

[jew_witchgirl]

I just spent the last two days in Substance Use class, which is a pre-licensure requirement for my LCSW. It cost me 15 hours of my life and $258.00. So that none of you out there will have to give up either, much less both, of those things, I will summarize the experience

Comments

[dazzababe]

Sounds just like some DARE-themed assembly I had to suffer through in 8th grade. So you could have saved the $258 and just sat in some middle school auditorium.

Although you forgot the part about your brain on drugs looks like scrambled eggs with a side of bacon. Or something.

[jew_witchgirl]

Yeah, I think I missed that assembly. Probably out back getting high.

[ericsilverbear]

Questions?

Can I buy you a drink?

[jew_witchgirl]

I could certainly use one.

[meliny]

I really wish you'd post more about the good stuff in your life. I seriously feel very guilty laughing my way through your trials and tribulations.

[jew_witchgirl]

My secret goal is to elicit cyber-guilt through teh interwebs.

[mysterc]

$258 could have bought a lot of alcohol...
or 1 bottle of really good whiskey.
I now beleive that if you spend enough on the liquor it stops being a drug and turns into an investment.
Wild turkey=liquor
45 year Macallan=investment

[jew_witchgirl]

That's awesome. I'm not an alcoholic - I'm an investor!

[gorillashaman]

screw that. Even at today's prices, that's still a lot of acid.

[jew_witchgirl]

To each their own . . . as long as the money goes to drugs, rather than drug school, it's money well-spent. Bonus if no more than one social worker is involved.

[veleda]

hilarious.

what does purple vs. lavender suggest?

[jew_witchgirl]

Allegedly, seratonin levels in the brain. The pics were all lit up like little glow sticks . . . kind of like a rave special effect, actually.