Email to my Boss
"Dear Boss,
I'm not going to be able to make it into work today. There's been kind of an emergency. You see, there's been a major, global, catastrophic cataclysm of epic proportions and I'll have to be there in order to protect all the orcs and goblins and tauren who fell victim to it. I hope you understand, but this could mean the end of the world...of warcraft.
I'm am duty bound to protect the Horde.
Take care, and talk to you hopefully tomorrow, but we might want to keep the rest of the week closed for me just incase something happens.
JetZeppelin"
I'm not going to be able to make it into work today. There's been kind of an emergency. You see, there's been a major, global, catastrophic cataclysm of epic proportions and I'll have to be there in order to protect all the orcs and goblins and tauren who fell victim to it. I hope you understand, but this could mean the end of the world...of warcraft.
I'm am duty bound to protect the Horde.
Take care, and talk to you hopefully tomorrow, but we might want to keep the rest of the week closed for me just incase something happens.
JetZeppelin"