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In a Comment left on a previous post I was told that I had been rude, so I, along with my lawyer, have prepared the following statement:
I, William Robert Johnson aka Jett Corrigan, would like to extend my most heartfelt apologies to Miss Julia Westbrook (pronounced Joolya, just the way she likes it)for any harmful or hateful comments I may have made on my little read blog. I sincerely hope that this will not hinder her or her family in any way during the upcoming Holiday season.
Now, for my post -
I bought a burger at Mcdonald's yesterday out of sheer instinct. I feel so ashamed. Here they are, killing our children (see previous post) and I bought a burger form them. It was delicous. Not really, but my mind thinks it is because it is programmed to from years of happy meals aka Programming Packages.
I Hate Wal Mart!
They kicked me out on Friday for telling someone "Bitch, I'll cut you." It was a joke, honest, but apparently my humor was not well recieved by the uppity little bitch who works the Subway in the back of the store. I had merely commented that they should make sure to have bread on demand since they are a sandwich shop, and she said she's slap me. I turned black, and got myself kicked out. But honestly, they ran out of bread! They are a sandwich shop! It's stupid. Plus, and I feel this must be disclosed, I was drunk from a party down the street. so here we go...
I, William Robert Johnson aka Jett Corrigan, woudl like to send my most heartfelt apologies to the ugly girl who works at Subway. I was drunk, and thought "gangsta" was the proper method of communication. Once again, I'm sincerely sorry for pointing out your pure lack of sandwich store management. Next time, I will let you be a fuck up without any hindrance.
Um, that about sums up my post for the day. I am creatively drained.
Love your fellow man, Twice if you can
Jett Corrigan
I, William Robert Johnson aka Jett Corrigan, would like to extend my most heartfelt apologies to Miss Julia Westbrook (pronounced Joolya, just the way she likes it)for any harmful or hateful comments I may have made on my little read blog. I sincerely hope that this will not hinder her or her family in any way during the upcoming Holiday season.
Now, for my post -
I bought a burger at Mcdonald's yesterday out of sheer instinct. I feel so ashamed. Here they are, killing our children (see previous post) and I bought a burger form them. It was delicous. Not really, but my mind thinks it is because it is programmed to from years of happy meals aka Programming Packages.
I Hate Wal Mart!
They kicked me out on Friday for telling someone "Bitch, I'll cut you." It was a joke, honest, but apparently my humor was not well recieved by the uppity little bitch who works the Subway in the back of the store. I had merely commented that they should make sure to have bread on demand since they are a sandwich shop, and she said she's slap me. I turned black, and got myself kicked out. But honestly, they ran out of bread! They are a sandwich shop! It's stupid. Plus, and I feel this must be disclosed, I was drunk from a party down the street. so here we go...
I, William Robert Johnson aka Jett Corrigan, woudl like to send my most heartfelt apologies to the ugly girl who works at Subway. I was drunk, and thought "gangsta" was the proper method of communication. Once again, I'm sincerely sorry for pointing out your pure lack of sandwich store management. Next time, I will let you be a fuck up without any hindrance.
Um, that about sums up my post for the day. I am creatively drained.
Love your fellow man, Twice if you can
Jett Corrigan